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trashmaglc · 29 days ago
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✰ Older boyfriend stiles ʚ♡ɞ
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playıng: [too sweet] - [hozıer]
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jade-bright · 2 months ago
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Alive Hale family, friends/bfs Sterek, they both benefit from each other greatly.
I mean, sure, Derek gets this supposedly all powerful spark who can control mountain ash with just a thought, but you know what's better than that for this middle child syndrome ass werewolf?
A second home with no werewolves that know when he's lying or to listen in to whatever he's doing, especially with the soundproofing wards (tho, all the Stilinski's have a pretty good bullshit detector but they won't try to press him if he really doesn't want to answer)
The best part, no younger cousins or sister to bother him, no older sister or uncle to purposely piss him off in order to trigger his shift as a way of "training," and he trusts Stiles and his family, so he feels he can lower his guard and can act as "wolfish" as he wants
Whenever he stays over night, or just for dinner, he gets to actually be part of the one and only conversation that's happening. Not that he does every time, he's fine with the knowledge that he can join and will be heard along with just watching and listening to the Stilinski's arguing about whatever.
Stiles, apparently from a long line of only children from both sides of his family, is ecstatic every time to go to the Hale's home.
He gets this big house full of people that match his energy in terms of like, when parents want to tire their kids out. Which is great for him since he tends to have a lot of pent of energy, when the kids and him do exhaust themselves, they end up puppy piling together on the couch and it's one of the best things ever
Up there with the puppy piles, is the nights he stays over and is able to do storytime and conjure up little lights that take the form of the story that's he's reading (he also goes about using his magic to relax the kids, in a sense? to be sure they do fall asleep by the end of the book, like the way one would use lavender to relax).
Plus they live out in the middle of nowhere and are a part of the supernatural, so he doesn't have to worry about using magic in front of the windows with the curtains open because the Hale's have no neighbors to be potentially looking in or overhearing things.
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sterekshaven · 9 months ago
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I don't get it... like, fucked up as in fucked up(tm) or as in problematic? because ohhhh boy.
What's the point lol. The other day I saw other poll blog with a ''proshipers don't interact'' among other rude things on the bio. .... mind you, the polls were ship polls. Like?
i am genuinely so fucking tired of the antis and the purity culture and people who can't differentiate fiction from reality. i don't think this one is actually very anti or purity oriented at all (considering what it's about), but fandom in general has been so gd affected by it all that even fucking Sterek is considered a "problematic" ship by far too many people.
that same blog had another most fucked up ship tournament in February too, and they had Sterek in it back then too, and i'm just gonna add some of my own tags from my reblog of that here:
#there isn't even any propaganda as to why they're so fucked up #like they're competing against ships like Wincest and Hannigram #so we have these codependent Actual Brothers who are obsessed with each other #and we have this Serial Killer who gaslights and manipulates his bf and tries to frame him for murder and stabs him and plans to eat him #and then we have Sterek! where uh well Derek is a lil older than Stiles and Derek's family died so he's a bit sad i guess? #oh and yeah they don't always agree on everything either! #jeez so fucked up!
just. HOW. the fuck. does Sterek even come close to comparing to that? (and i say this as both a Wincest and a Hannigram shipper, i'm not dissing them at all, i'm just fucking flabbergasted x'D)
ANYWAY. i checked the blog for any sort of info about it, and all i could find (okay i maybe didn't look very hard) was an ask they got about it, copy pasting that one too:
ask:
Hi, are we voting for which fucked up pairing is worse? Or which fucked up pairing we like more? Or is everyone voting for whatever reason they like?
answer:
I do intend for the first reason, but I’m alright with the third one too haha
so yeah, idk. i mean, sure, i'd say both Stiles and Derek are pretty fucked up (though not much compared to other characters *looking at Wincest and Hannigram again*), what with their trauma etc, but the ship itself? no. just no.
but i have also been called a pedophile for shipping them (lets not get into how angry it makes me that people misuse that word so fucking badly), so it's gotta be "Problematic" right? *bangs head against wall*
okay, i've ranted enough, so to answer your question: fuck if i know *shrugs* x'D
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hotgirlstiles · 10 months ago
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thinking abt .. stiles coming home from the fbi.. babyfaced 19 years old.. and he has an older fbi guy as his bf…… and everyone worrying abt him .. and even making jokes how stiles has always liked older guys …. and this guy absolutely breaking stiles heart btw … fbi guy being stiles’ all too well basically ..
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toastybugguy · 2 years ago
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i wont lie my dude, i was a HUGE st*rek shipper when i was young. like i think i started watching teen wolf when i was 14 and s2 was airing and i was probably 16 or 17 when i jumped ship mid season 4. and i used to think st*rek was the best ship w the most potential ever, and i glossed over things like their 6 year age gap and shit bc i didnt think it was a big deal. like stiles was a little bit older than me and who wouldnt LOVE a older bf??? and over the years as ive gotten older and when i turned 22 and thought about wtf there is no way in hell i'd date anyone under the age of 20 lmao. i did a teen wolf rewatch and was shocked and appalled bc there is no way st*rek would have worked or happened in the show there are just too many red flags and its icky!!! stiles is a child!!! it made me understand why so many of the fics i would read back then had either aged up stiles or aged down derek lmao. i even went back to my old ao3 and unbookmarked a shit ton of old fics. thank god for growing up :')
Completely understand this!! Some things just don’t yet click for children/teens, so for plenty of viewers the age gap wouldn’t seem like a “big deal.” Then as we grow and mature and our brain matures with us, it becomes much easier to assess things we consume and think more critically about them, and I think a lot of people in fandom do! It feels unfair to judge anyone that enjoyed that sort of thing when they were younger, because honestly, there’s no roadmap on how to consume media. It’s a relatively new thing, and it’s not like many teens are sharing with their parents what they ship or what they read on ao3, so it’s easy for young people to become misguided in a sense, because they have to figure it out themselves. As with a lot of things, our ability to analyze media grows with us, and shoutout to that!!!
But then sadly, and for some reason I CANNOT explain, there’s so many st*rek shippers that ARE full on adults and haven’t grown out of it yet and I just. Pray to god they go outside and look at a really old tree or something. Call up their parents maybe. Read more books O| ̄|_ Put things in perspective idk LMAO.
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rotisseries · 1 year ago
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so. after liam gwts in the hunt, theo joins the  fight with scott. crazy how liam has a gf in all this. if shws ur girl why am i putting my hand on her seat to reverse. if shes your girl then why is she my salavation, why is she the one that helps me understand true good. if shes your girl than why is she the only one who understands me 🧐 . plot details. scott meets douglass down at the diverter. douglass brings the ghost riders behind him as an army and they surround scott and hes like "you of all people scott, should know what happens to a lone wolf" big theme of teen wolf is that wolves dont survive without a pack. theyre hunted,easily bc theres no one to protect them. they have no one. (ahem. theo) scott bouta lunge but then THEO GOES "he's not alone! he's got a pack." ans because we can never give theo a break, malia quickly says "and theo's not in it"  now the poor dude looks embarrassed. anyway they get the fightin🤞🏼 they eventually gets to the diverter and the train moves on  from beacon hills and order is restored and the ghost riders put their guns away and walk off . and douglass is like ????? COME BACK AND KILL THEM and theo, my beloved, sees him struggling and goes "yeah call your army back. or..dont they listen to you?" please. anyway douglass gets taken by the hunt and becomes a ghost rider. and we dont see theo after that. . disappears probably told to get lost after the fight. 6B starts up after summer break. theo isnt in the first episode as expected. liam is feeling really sad and depressed about being captain and about scott and stiles and lydia and malia leaving. and also about hayden moving "im nothing without her" liam please. and mason was like "its not like she dumped u or anything" but i mean they dont mention her again so might as well. and hes like "scotts leaving too😣" and mason is like "going to college is NOT leaving. its called growing up and we're all gonna be going to different colleges eventually" and mind you this conversation is happening while mason and his bf corey get liam dressed for lacrosse practice because the dude doesnt wanna move . anywah corey goes "wait i thought we were both applying to ucla?" AND LIAM GOES 😨YOU GUES ARE GOING TO THE SAME COLLEGE . putting him deeper in the depression. and mason like "thats not the point" and liam goes "what is the point😞" and hes like "summers almost over we're about to be seniors and this is about to be the best year of our entire lives and" mason and corey are dragging him out the locker room "youre captain of the lacrosse team so come onn" (btw theo is like a year older than liam i guess?) hes late for practice btw when this is happening.
liam is so dramatic he's just like me fr
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aquariusjunna · 2 years ago
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So good to be able to watch these series even when the hype is over
Is not the same feeling cause im alone but is like turn back in time
Teenwolf ships i liked and cared too much since im still watching and a few episodes to end
____________Stydia_______________
I cant help but of course its my utt choice
Though Stiles has always loved Lydia i think at first it wasnt trully love since they were teenagers so he had that crush but didnt know anything about her and she was busy pretendind to be popular and dumb
So as the story goes and things change i liked how they gave Stiles a different person to Love before Lydia so Her feeling to Him starts growing after affection and friendship (she started to care about him fisrt as friends then realized she loved him since That Prom date) and Him understand what he really liked about Lydia and not just her appearence (She was always in terrible condition )
Ps: Scoot was a stydia shipper so funny
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_____________Scira__________
I think they were cute together
After Allison loss, was really sad and hard to move on but kira was confident yet soft
Their relationship had bad things like bad communication and a lot of troubles with their powers going on but i believe with time would be resolved
Since now they were like immortals
Scott was more mature and Kira was too silly sometimes i dont think they would end up forever but at least for a long time
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___________Stalia___________
My problem with this was the way it started
They met at forest then again at Hospital and hook up while Stiles were possessed ?
Malia creates a bond with Stiles like an animal bond (Dog and owner) she wants to protect him and he cares about her but to me sometimes it looked like a child or someone with big power differences ( i mean like Tarzan and Jane what is good but in Teenwolf i guess it didnt have much time to develop the bond and story so this ship didnt got me much)
If wasnt this Stalia could be good cause she liked him first and was cute to see Stiles beeing loved and not just by his dad
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_________honor mention________
Parrish and Lydia
This is probably caused the actors has so good chemistry i don't know Parrish puppy eyes were so cute with Lydia my heart melts every time
But
He was older i dont know how much older
And even though lydia would have 18 i guess
It was still weird
But Parrish got my love ♡
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_______Scalisson_______
The og couple was good but clichê
So the hunt and thd hunter plot was cool but too toxic with lies and was giving me anxiety
But after all that happened if Scalisson comeback now
I would totally ship if she become a better person like her father
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________Derek and Melissa_____
It never happened but i think it could at least season 1 lol
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_________Argent and Melissa____
It was weird period
And cringe sometimes
But she was a young mom that wanted a hot bf so why dont
__________Danny and Jacson______
I loved their friendship
Cause Jacson was a bad boy and Danny a cool guy
But if turned out as couple i woulded like see too
__________issac alisson_________
Just like Stiles and Malia this story was rushed and no sense
And most of the times seems that she didnt care with him
So i just liked that the Argent father kinda adopted him but issaclisson
Was bad
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lunarimagines · 4 years ago
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MOBILE MASTERLIST
I have received many requests to update my masterlist, so here it is! As of October 18, 2020...
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~ = TRIGGER WARNING
* = SEXUAL CONTENT
[REDBUBBLE]
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Kpop
+ EXO
YOU’RE THE NEW GIRL WITH A ‘BAD GIRL’ IMAGE [VERSION 1] [VERSION 2]
THEY’RE IN THE MOOD, BUT YOU’RE ON YOUR PERIOD
THEIR GIRLFRIEND IS ANEMIC  
PLAYING WITH THEIR GIRLFRIEND’S LONG HAIR
MAKING BREAKFAST WITH YOU
JONGIN REACTION TO HIS GIRLFRIEND ALWAYS ASKING PERMISSION BEFORE INITIATING SKIN SHIP
WHAT DATING JONGIN WOULD BE LIKE
WHAT DATING SEHUN WOULD BE LIKE
WHAT DATING TAO WOULD BE LIKE
WHAT DATING LUHAN WOULD BE LIKE
WHAT BEING SCHOOLMATES WITH KAI WOULD BE LIKE
LATE NIGHT LUHAN FLUFF BLURB
BEING BEST FRIENDS WITH EXO (OT12)
WOLF!CHEN
*ONLY I CAN (KYUNGSOO SMUT)
*HOW YIXING WOULD BE IN BED
*SEX WITH BAEKHYUN
WHAT DATING BAEKHYUN WOULD BE LIKE
*WHAT SEX WITH KRIS WOULD BE LIKE
*I HAVE NO REASON TO BE JEALOUS (SEHUN SMUT)
*WHAT SEX WITH JONGIN WOULD BE LIKE
WHEN YOU CONFESS TO KAI
WHEN THE MANAGERS SUGGEST HE BREAK UP WITH YOU 
*SEX WITH CHEN
*SEX WITH KYUNGSOO
*SEX WITH LUHAN
*SEX WITH SEHUN
WOLF!KAI
*SEX WITH CHANYEOL
*SEX WITH SUHO
DATING CHANYEOL
*SEX WITH TAO
*SEX WITH XIUMIN
DATING KYUNGSOO
BEING SCHOOLMATES WITH CHANYEOL
YOU HAVE BENIGN ESSENTIAL TREMOR
WOLF!BAEKHYUN
THEY FIND OUT THEY’RE DOING A ROMANTIC BALLAD WITH YOU (THEIR CRUSH)
FLUFFY XIUMIN ONE SHOT 
~YOU’RE SELF CONSCIOUS ABOUT YOUR WEIGHT 
CUDDLING WITH SUHO AND ACCIDENTALLY WAKING HIM UP
~YOUR SELF HARM COPING NOTEBOOK
YOU’RE DATING IN SECRET AND HE KISSES YOU (UNKNOWINGLY) IN FRONT OF CAMERAS 
JEALOUS!JONGIN
MARRIED LIFE WITH CHANYEOL
CUDDLING WITH KRIS AND SEHUN
*TOUCH IT [JONGDAE SMUT]
DATING KRIS [WU YIFAN]
HUSBAND!JONGIN
SECRETADMIRER!JONGIN
CUDDLING WITH EXO
THEIR GF HAD ADD
WHAT DATING JONGDAE WOULD BE LIKE
GROWING UP WITH JONGIN
YOUR CHILD CALLS HIM DAD
YOU THINK THEY ARE CHEATING
EXO REACTION TO SEEING YOU AGAIN AFTER YOU TWO BROKE UP
WHAT DATING TAO WOULD BE LIKE
WHAT DATING SUHO WOULD BE LIKE
WHAT DATING LAY WOULD BE LIKE
YOU FAINT IN HIS ARMS [CHANYEOL ANGST]
MARRIED LIFE WITH LUHAN
THE OVERLOOK [BAD!BOY CHANYEOL]
A-Z NSFW
[JONGDAE]
TEXTING
[JONGDAE]
+  BTS
YOU TELLING THEM ‘I LOVE YOU’
S/O TRIPPING OVER NOTHING
TYPE OF TUMBLR BLOG BTS WOULD HAVE
HEARING YOU SPEAK YOUR MOTHER LANGUAGE
LOSING SOMETHING OF THEIRS WHILE IN THE CAR
DANCING AND ACCIDENTALLY BREAKING THE T.V.
WATCHING A MOVIE WITH THE OTHER MEMBERS WHEN A SEXUAL SCENE COMES ON
WAKING YOU UP IN THE MORNING
~ FINDING SELF HARM SCARS ON YOUR BODY
MOVIE NIGHT WITH JUNGKOOK
WHAT DATING RM WOULD BE LIKE
WHAT DATING JUNGKOOK WOULD BE LIKE
WHAT DATING TAEHYUNG WOULD BE LIKE
WHAT DATING YOONGI WOULD BE LIKE
BEING SCHOOLMATES WITH SUGA
* VISITING NAMJOON AT THE STUDIO
BEING BEST FRIENDS (OT7)
YOU’RE AFRAID OF DOGS
YOU WATCH THEIR EVERY MOVE AT DANCE PRACTICE
YOU HATE WHEN PEOPLE TAKE PICTURES OF YOU
YOU’RE REALLY AFRAID OF BUGS
*SEX WITH JIMIN
*SEX WITH TAEHYUNG
*SEX WITH YOONGI
*SEX WITH NAMJOON
*SEX WITH JUNGKOOK
*SEX WITH JIN
*SEX WITH J-HOPE
*DO YOU WANT ME TO TEACH YOU (JIMIN SMUT)
*WATCH ME BABYGIRL [JUNGKOOK SERIES - COMPLETE] [1] [2] [3] [4] [vmin filler] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20]
WHEN I HAD YOU [JIMIN ANGST/FLUFF]
BAKING WITH JUNGKOOK
*THEIR S/O GIVING THEM A SHOW
*THIGH RIDING YOONGI
*WOULDN’T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY [NAMJOON SUGAR DADDY SMUT]
THEIR CRUSH/BEST FRIEND IS AFFECTIONATE WHEN SICK
~THEIR TEENAGE CHILD GETS IN THEIR FIRST CAR ACCIDENT
~THEY HAVE A DREAM WHERE YOU DIE
*I HATE YOU. I LOVE YOU? [JIMIN ENEMIES-TO-LOVERS SMUT]
*PHONE SEX WITH NAMJOON
THEIR S/O IS CATCALLED 
BRINGING THEIR AMERICAN S/O TO MEET THEIR PARENTS
DATING NAMJOON BUT BEING BEST FRIENDS WITH BTS
THEIR S/O TAKES THEM TO A HAUNTED HOUSE
BEING FRIENDS WITH JUNGKOOK AND YUGYEOM 
DANCING QUEEN [HOSEOK FLUFF]
*REACTION TO YOU SAYING “TAKE ME”
BTS THINKING THEIR S/O IS CHEATING
THEIR S/O IS A PICKY EATER
*BTS REACTION TO YOU GIVING THEM A SHOW
*YOONGI FWB
BTS REACTION TO YOU SITTING ON THEIR LAP…
~IF YOU’D LET ME [JIMIN ANGST]
YOU CUDDLING THEM IN YOUR SLEEP AND SAYING “I LOVE YOU”
*YOU’RE ON
THEIR S/O GETS A LIP PIERCING
DATING YOONGI BUT BEING BEST FRIENDS WITH BTS 
*YOU “FLEXING YOUR MUSCLES” 
IF SOMEBODY HAD TOLD YOU… [JUNGKOOK FLUFF]
*I WAS KIND OF HOPING THIS COULD BE YOUR PRESENT [JUNGKOOK SMUT]
BTS REACTION TO THEIR GF BRINGING THEM LUNCH
THEIR GF IS SIMILAR TO HOBI AND HAPPENS TO BE CLOSE TO HOBI
*FACE DOWN [YOONGI SMUT]
THEIR CRUSH IS DOTING/MOTHERLY
*YOU MOAN THEIR NAME DURING SEX
*YOU WANT SEX WHILE THEY’RE WORKING
*PHONE SEX WITH YOONGI
*REVERSING ROLES [YOONGI SMUT]
JEALOUS!YOONGI
BTS REACTION TO YOU HIDING YOUR SMILE WHEN YOU LAUGH
EYE ON THE TARGET (JUNGKOOK) [1] [2]
SEOKJIN AS YOUR SUGAR DADDY
BTS REACTION TO THEIR S/O CUPPING THEIR FACE AND KISSING THEM
~BTS REACTION TO THEIR FRIEND NOT BEING COMFORTABLE WITH THEIR BODY SIZE
TEXTING
[JIN] [JIMIN] [TAEHYUNG] [SUGA] [J HOPE] [RAP MONSTER] [JUNGKOOK] BESTFRIEND!JUNGKOOK HIGHSCHOOL!BTS FUCKBOY!YOONGI
SNAPS
[TAEHYUNG]
A-Z NSFW
[JUNGKOOK] [YOONGI]
+ ATEEZ
CONDITIONALLY YOURS (Seonghwa) [1]
ATEEZ REACTION TO ANOTHER MEMBER WALKING IN ON THE TWO OF YOU MAKING OUT [1] [2]
ATEEZ REACTION TO BEING JEALOUS OF ANOTHER MEMBER GETTING CLOSE TO THEIR S/O
+ INFINITE
YOU TALK ABOUT SEX
+ BOYFRIEND
THEY ALL LOVE THE SAME GIRL
ACCEPTING AN AWARD YOU
YOU THREATENING TO FIGHT THE CEO IF THEY DON’T GET A COMEBACK
VALENTINES DAY WITH KWANGMIN
*SEX WITH DONGHYUN
+ MISS A
GOING INTO TOWN WITH YOU
+ MONSTA X
THEY ACCIDENTALLY HUG YOUR SISTER INSTEAD OF YOU
*SEX WITH MINHYUK
SINGING A BALLAD WITH THEIR CRUSH
MARRIED LIFE WITH SHOWNU
REACTION TO THEIR GF AND ANOTHER MEMBER…
BEING BEST FRIENDS WITH MONSTA X 
THEIR GF IS OLDER THAN THEM
ANNOYING THEIR MEMBERS BY SHOWING PDA WITH THEIR S/O
THEIR GF GIVES THEM A MASSAGE FOR THE FIRST TIME
*RETURN THE FAVOR [KIHYUN SMUT]
DATING IN SECRET WHEN HE ACCIDENTALLY KISSES YOU IN FRONT OF CAMERAS
*YOU SAY THEY HAVE A SMALL DICK DURING A FIGHT
WHAT DATING IM WOULD BE LIKE
TELLING HIM YOU’RE A VIRGIN BEFORE THE TWO OF YOU HAVE SEX
*HE WOULD HAVE BEEN FINE IF YOU HADN’T... [KIHYUN SMUT]
YOU HUG THEM FROM BEHIND AND ACCIDENTALLY GRAB THEIR CROTCH
MARRIED LIFE WITH JOOHEON
*SEX WITH IM
MARRIED LIFE WITH IM
*SEX WITH HYUNGWON
*SEX WITH KIHYUN
*SEX WITH JOOHEON
*SEX WITH SHOWNU
*SEX WITH WONHO
MONSTA X REACTION TO THEIR S/O HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTACK
*THIGH RIDING MONSTA X
+ GOT7
*SEX WITH JACKSON
*SEX WITH JUNIOR
*SEX WITH MARK
*SEX WITH JAEBUM
YOU WEAR THEIR SWEATER, YELL “KISS ME”, THEN RUN AWAY
*SEX WITH YUGYEOM 
LIVING WITH BESTFRIEND!JACKSON
THEIR GF HAS SWEATER PAWS
GOT7 AS FATHERS 
BEING FRIENDS WITH JUNGKOOK AND YUGYEOM 
*THEIR GF KNOWS HOW TO DEEPTHROAT
YUGYEOM DATING AN OLDER WOMAN
YOU’RE DATING MARK AND THE OTHER MEMBERS ARE JEALOUS
*SINCERELY, YOUR NEW FWB [YUGYEOM SMUT]
*REACTION TO THEIR GF WANTING TO BE SPANKED
JACKSON HAVING A CRUSH ON YOU
*I DIDN’T HAVE TIME FOR “CLASSY” [JAEBUM SMUT]
*SEX WITH YOUNGJAE
YOU’RE SICK BUT DON’T WANT TO WORRY THEM SO YOU KEEP IT A SECRET
DATING JAEBUM AND BEING BEST FRIENDS WITH GOT7
BEING BEST FRIENDS WITH GOT7
TELLING HIM YOU’RE A VIRGIN BEFORE THE TWO OF YOU HAVE SEX
*SEX WITH BAMBAM
TEXTS
BESTFRIEND!JACKSON
SNAPS
[JINYOUNG]
+ C-CLOWN (DISBANDED)
*SEX WITH ROME
DATING CHRISTIAN YU [ROME]
+RED VELVET
YOU CALL THEM YOUR BEST FRIEND
*AN OVERWHELMING FEELING [IRENE SMUT]
+ INFINITE 
*SEX WITH MYUNGSOO
TELLING HIM YOU’RE A VIRGIN BEFORE THE TWO OF YOU HAVE SEX
+ IKON
*SEX WITH HANBIN
*SEX WITH DONGHYUK
“I DIDN’T LOVE YOU” [DONGHYUK FLUFF]
*SEX WITH JUNHOE 
*SEX WITH BOBBY
+ NCT
SOULMATE!MARK
WHAT DATING LUCAS WOULD BE LIKE
STUDY DATE WITH JUNGWOO
NCT 127 + JENO REACTION TO THEIR S/O BEING 160CM
EXCUSES, EXCUSES [HAECHAN FLUFF]
NCT DREAM REACTION TO THEIR GF BEING 165-170CM TALL
~NCT DREAM REACTION TO THEIR GF BECOMING DEPRESSED BECAUSE HER PARENTS ARE GOING THROUGH A DIVORCE
TEN TRYING TO GET YOUR ATTENTION
WHAT DATING MARK WOULD BE LIKE
DATING TAEYONG
DATING JOHNNY (NCT)
FAKE TEXTS
BESTFRIEND -> BOYFRIEND MARK
WISHING MARK A HAPPY BIRTHDAY
[DONGHYUCK]
TWO WRONGS MAKE… A COUPLE? [Prince!Renjun] [1] [2]
+ F(X)
THEIR S/O HAS FIBROMYALGIA 
*SEX WITH AMBER
+ BLACKPINK
BARISTA!ROSÉ
WHAT DATING LISA WOULD BE LIKE
YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ROSÉ
+ BLOCK B
*SEX WITH PARK KYUNG
+ DAY6
*TENDER LOVE AND AFTERCARE [BRIAN/YOUNG K SMUT]
DATING DOWOON
+ PENTAGON
WHAT DATING WOOSEOK WOULD BE LIKE
+ SHINee [NO LONGER WRITING FOR]
BEING BEST FRIENDS WITH MINHO
LIVING WITH BESTFRIEND!KIBUM
SECRETLY DATING WHEN THEY ACCIDENTALLY KISS YOU IN FRONT OF CAMERAS 
SINGING A ROMANTIC BALLAD WITH THEIR CRUSH
THEY HAVE A CRUSH ON THE SAME IDOL
BEING BEST FRIENDS WITH SHINee
THEIR REACTION TO YOU CRYING
BEING SCHOOLMATES WITH TAEMIN
GROWING UP WITH TAEMIN
YOUR CHILD CALLS HIM DAD
+ TWICE
*WHAT DATING JIHYO WOULD BE LIKE
FIRST KISSES WITH TWICE
STUCK IN TRAFFIC WITH TWICE
*SEX WITH MINA (TWICE)
+ GIRLS GENERATION [SNSD]
DATING TIFFANY
THEY FIND A GUY NAKED BY ACCIDENT
THEY FIND TAENY KISSING ROMANTICALLY
SOMEONE FLIRTS WITH THEIR SECRET GIRLFRIEND
THEIR BEST FRIEND IS HEARTBROKEN OVER A BOY
+ MAMAMOO
THEY ARE JEALOUS 
AND THEN… [MOONBYUL SMUT] [2]
+ SEVENTEEN
YOU’RE A TRAINEE UNDER PLEDIS
SUCK IT UP [JUN ANGST/FLUFF]
“IT’S TIME” [CHAN FLUFF]
*SEX WITH MINGYU
+ VIXX
THEIR GF HAS WAVY/CURLY HAIR
TELLING THEM YOU’RE A VIRGIN BEFORE THE TWO OF YOU HAVE SEX
+ ASTRO 
REACTION TO YOU SQUISHING THEIR CHEEKS
SNAPS
SANHA X CUTE
+ 2NE1
YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON CL
+ SISTAR
BEING YOUR BEST FRIEND IN SCHOOL
+ X1
GOING THROUGH A HAUNTED HOUSE WITH BF!HANGYUL
T.V. SERIES:
TWD
TELLING CARL YOU LOVE HIM
TEEN WOLF
SCOTT MCCALL
UNDERCOVER IDIOTS [PART 1] [PART 2] [PART 3]
DEREK HALE 
INDISCREET JEALOUSY
COME ON CINDERELLA
*SOLID ALIBI
I DIDN’T SIGN UP FOR THIS
DON’T DRINK THE ORANGE JUICE
THE MURDER OF THE BETRAYER [PART 1] [PART 2]
ISAAC LAHEY
I HAPPEN TO LOVE THAT ABOUT YOU
I’LL TAKE THAT CHANCE
STILES STILINSKI 
VALENTINE’S DAY
PRANK WAR
TVD
DAMAN SALVATORE
VICTORIAN ERA ROMANCE
~FINDING OUT ABOUT YOUR ANOREXIA
SUPERNATURAL
DEAN 
HUNTING HAS ITS PERKS
PROPOSING TO YOU
BLUSH
BANDS:
5SOS
BLURBS:
ASHTON IRWIN 
FRATBOY! ASHTON
CALUM HOOD 
ROUND TWO
MICHAEL CLIFFORD 
LATE NIGHT
BIRTHDAY AU MEME (AKA MY VERY FIRST IMAGINE EVER ON THIS BLOG)
LUKE HEMMINGS 
WHAT DATING LUKE WOULD BE LIKE
IMAGINES:
CALUM HOOD 
*SAVING WATER
4/4
HE FINDS OUT YOU’RE REALLY TICKLISH
1D
HARRY STYLES 
I’LL BE THOR
MOVIES:
THE OUTSIDERS
SODAPOP
~SODAPOP FINDING OUT ABOUT YOUR DEPRESSION
THE AVENGERS
THOR
BEING ABLE TO LIFT THOR’S HAMMER
YOUTUBE
BEING BEST FRIENDS WITH DAN AND PHIL
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jmeelee · 5 years ago
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Except at Waffle House
A Sterek AU inspired by that ridiculous Reddit post about the girl who’s BF keeps fighting the cook at Waffle House.
As far as boyfriend’s went, Braeden hit the jackpot when she met Derek Hale. She hadn’t been looking for a partner when she’d stepped into the first class of her Master’s program, but there he’d been, sitting dead-center of the third row in the cavernous lecture hall.  Derek was… different.  Intelligent, well-read, handsome, driven; he’d weathered tragedy and trauma with elegance, emerging on the other side with a soft-spoken grace.  He made Braeden laugh with a wit so dry it kindled a fire in her belly.  To other women, Derek’s obscene good looks—chiseled jawline, soft hair the color of midnight, ass you could bounce quarters off of—might have been his biggest draw, but for Braeden, it was Derek’s hard-won composure.  When she decided to drop out of the Federal Marshall program and pursue her own independent career, Derek never batted an eye.  When she came home from dangerous missions sporting cuts, scrapes and bruises, he didn’t rage over her playing fast and loose with her own welfare.  He simply said, “I’m glad you’re home safe.”  Derek never yelled, never lost his temper, never fought.  He was a dream come true.
Except at Waffle House.
Truth be told, Braeden didn’t love Waffle House, but food was food and a girl’s gotta eat. Derek, however, had some deep-seated appreciation of the greasy chain that stretched back into his childhood, before his parents and older sister died. So while she preferred to eat elsewhere, Braeden found herself at Waffle House a few times a week, feeding Derek’s desire to reconnect with fond adolescent memories.
“Service might be a bit slower today,” said their usual waitress, who’s bright yellow name tag read Erica.  She plopped an iced-tea in front of Braeden, and a steaming cup of black coffee before Derek.  Erica snapped her bubblegum, pulled a tiny notepad from the pocket of her black apron, and snatched a stubby pencil out of her perky blonde ponytail.  “Boyd’s training a new cook.  What’re y’all having?”
Sure enough Boyd, the owner of the franchise, stood at the grill, patiently pointing at burners and griddles while the long-fingered hands of the tall, thin guy next to him flew around like drunk hummingbirds.  Braeden figured the new cook was replacing Scott, who had quit the line to attend Veterinary school.  When you spent several days a week eating there, the Waffle House family became your family.
Braeden was known to make her way through the various menu items.  Some people had their tried and true staples, but she preferred to throw tradition to the wind. One day it was pecan waffles, the next, chili smothered hash browns.  Today, a cheese steak omelet.  Derek however was a creature of habit.  “I’ll have the--”
“Steak and eggs,” Erica interrupted, graphite scratching over the paper.  “Steak medium-rare and egg yolks slightly runny.  Whole wheat toast, well done.”
“You got it,” Derek said agreeably, handing over his flimsy laminated menu.  “Thanks, Erica.”
They filled the void between placing their order and receiving their food with anecdotes from work and a fast and furious game of hangman on the back of their paper placemats.  Waffle House may be lacking in sophistication, but it’s service was always speedy.        
“Here ya go.” Erica plunked plates in front of them and topped off Derek’s coffee.  “Let me know if you need anything else.” But the call bell rang in the kitchen and she bustled away, already half-way down the aisle.
Three forkfuls of cheesy goodness passed her lips before Braeden realized Derek was poking at yellow lumps on his platter with a stiff triangle of toast, watching the yolks crumble like a house of sand.  She finished chewing, swallowed.  “Derek?  Is something wrong?”
“It’s my eggs,” he lamented.  “They’re super hard.  Not runny at all.”
Had she known the repercussions of her next words, Braeden might have given them more thought.  But unbeknownst to her, she was about to score red on the Waffle House Index of how prepared she was to weather the coming shit storm.   
“Just call Erica back,” Braeden suggested, waving her fork in the air.  “The kitchen can whip up another batch. No big deal.”  
Famous last words.  
Erica flounced over, ponytail swinging behind her.  “Sorry about that, honey,” she chirped.  “The new cook is still finding his groove.  I’ll be right back with the correct order.”
Derek thanked her again but watched with hazel eagle eyes as she brought the plate back to the open kitchen, speaking to the mole-speckled guy at the grill whose bed head hair was barely contained under his dorky paper hat.  Derek squirmed in his seat.
Braeden’s eyebrows furrowed.  “That’s a really complex call-in system these employees need to learn.  And all that crazy code with the jelly and mayo packets?  They’re bound to make mistakes sometimes.”
Derek grunted, watching Erica return with a heaping plate of eggs.  This time they were scrambled.  “These are scrambled,” he said stupidly, blinking at the fluffy little clouds.
Looking down, Erica seemed to see them for the first time.  She rolled her eyes and groaned.  “Ugh.  Stiles.”
“Yeah, it’s a style of eggs, just not the one I ordered.”
“No,” Erica shook her head.  “S-T-I-L-E-S.  Stiles is our new cook.  I promise I’ll be back with the correct eggs in a few.”
But ten minutes later a plate of thinly sliced hard-boiled eggs laid out in a flower pattern was placed in front of Derek.  Braeden couldn’t help it, she threw back her head and laughed.  “At this point, I think the cook’s fucking with you,” she told him.
But Derek wasn’t in on the joke.  He pushed the plate away and threw money down on the table.  “Hopefully both his cooking and his comedy routine improves,” Derek grumbled, pulling on his leather jacket.
Maybe now they could finally eat at some different restaurants.
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Three days later, they were back at Waffle House.
“There are over 1,500 other Waffle Houses in America,” Braeden said for the millionth time, waving her map app in Derek’s face.  “Look, there’s one twelve miles away.”
“It’s the principle of the thing,” Derek scowled, sending his second plate of eggs back to the kitchen.  First, they were poached, then they were part of a bacon egg and cheese sandwich.
The third time a single slice of toast sat on a wide white plate, a perfect circle cut from the center.  Inside the circle was an egg.  Cooked over-hard.  
Braeden took a fortifying breath of humid maple-scented air.
“Okay I’ve had enough,” Derek yelled, standing up from the booth.  “You,” he pointed at Stiles the cook, who stared back with a wide insolent mouth and tricky amber eyes.  “Take this garbage back and cook my eggs the right way.” 
Stiles slowly pulled a dirty apron over his neck, dislodging his ridiculous hat, and sauntered around the counter on long legs to stand in front of Derek, crowding into his personal space.  Toe to toe, there was barely any difference in height between the two men, though their body types varied greatly.  Derek was built like a brick shithouse, Stiles like a twink.  
“Is there a problem, dude?” Stiles asked coolly, with the poker face of an Easter Island head. The only crack in his stone facade was the tiny quirk at the edge of his pert lips.    
“Yeah,” Derek growled, pushing a finger into Stiles’ thin chest, “my problem is you and your shitty egg cooking skills.”
“Shitty?” The quirk blossomed into a fully grown smirk.  “I’ve made you several plates of superb eggs, dude.  It’s not my fault you won’t even try them.”
“Quit calling me dude.”
“Sure thing, buddy.” Stiles winked and stared Derek down like a cowboy in a duel with nothing left to live for.  Where had Boyd found this sadist cook?
“My name is Derek. Not buddy. Not dude.  Derek.” The words leaked out between Derek’s clenched teeth. Braeden could slice American cheese off his jaw right now.
Stiles smiled like he’d won the lottery, angling his body slightly away from Derek, but never breaking eye contact.  “Hey Waffle House, Derek here thinks my eggs suck.  Do all of you fine, upstanding people think my eggs are good?”  Stiles got several thumbs-up, two enthusiastic whistles, and one wrinkled middle finger from a white-haired man hunched over at the service counter.  Stiles gave the guy a thumbs up. “Thanks for your honesty mister.  It’s much appreciated.”
“What the hell was that?  What are you trying to do?” Derek was snarling, and the look between both men was lethal. Eyes sparked.  Lips wetted.  Fingers twitched. Braeden held her breath, sure fists would start flying at any second.  Derek made muted sounds of rage worthy of an aspiring ventriloquist. They were too close, puffed out chests a hair's-breadth apart. 
Stiles shrugged.  “My Waffle House, my rules.  Rule number one, pull that stick out of your ass, Derek.”
Derek took Stiles by the surprisingly broad shoulders and backed him into the coat rack.  “Next time I’m here, you’re gonna make me my food the way I order it.”
As quick as it started, the altercation was over.  Derek backed out of the overcoats, and Stiles came stumbling after like two teenagers emerging from a closet after seven minutes in heaven.  Derek made a beeline for the exit.
“Oh yeah?” Stiles yelled at Derek’s retreating back.  “I'll show you sunny side up!”
The whole thing was made even more ridiculous by the merrily tinkling overhead bell as Derek slammed outside.
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“Feeling up for trying Schwarma tonight?” Braeden asked when they pulled into the lot and parked next to Stiles’ run down blue Jeep.
“Not a chance,” Derek replied, practically backflipping out of the Camaro.
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“Derek, NO!” she said.
DEREK, YES he heard, and Derek, her Derek, the pinnacle of poise, yeeted himself over the counter, grabbing the yellow crossover uniform tie around Stiles’ neck.
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“At least Stiles didn’t spike Derek’s drink with meth,” Erica shrugged.  Today the two men were rolling around on the greasy tile floor.  
“Are you being ironic?” Braeden asked, taken aback by the seriousness of Erica’s tone.
“Waffle House is an irony-free zone,” Boyd informed her with a straight face. “I’m just thankful there’s no AR-15s or nudity today.”
“Yet,” Erica leered.
What the hell happened at Waffle House?!
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“I’ll have an Angus patty melt, and a slice of Aunt Maggie’s Triple Chocolate pie, please,” Braeden ordered as chaos descended around her.  “It’s like when I have food in front of me, everything is beautiful and nothing hurts.”
“That’s the magic of Waffle House,” Erica said sagely.
“It’s something,” Braeden replied. 
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She was scattered, smothered, covered in food debris, collateral damage from Stiles and Derek’s ongoing war.
“Don’t worry, Hunny,” a friendly woman in the adjacent booth told her.  “Throw a tide pod in with that shirt and the stains will come right out!  Just don’t eat it like those crazy kids are doing these days.”
“Who in their right mind would eat a tide pod?” Braeden asked.
  The answer was a serious side-eye.  “Who in their right mind would keep returning to a restaurant to tussle with the cook?”
Touche.
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Waffle House had a special Valentine’s Day candlelight dinner, which Braeden could have happily gone her whole life not knowing about or participating in.  
Erica sat them right next to the fancy new digital touchscreen jukebox.  Stiles came out, fed the machine twenty dollars, and set it to play “I Touch Myself” by Divinyls two-hundred and forty times on repeat.
Braeden wasn’t sure if Derek touched himself that night, but any guy who took her on a Valentine date to Waffle House and proceeded to fist-fight the cook certainly wasn’t going to be touching her.
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Braeden parked down the road and walked to Waffle House, unsurprised to find Derek’s car in the parking lot.  She’d quit going with him two weeks ago. To so many hungry, lost, and seriously hammered people, Waffle House’s warm yellow glow was a beacon of salvation.  For Braeden, who watched from the peaceful vantage point of the parking lot as her boyfriend grappled the skinny cook into a headlock and proceeded to give him a vicious noogie, it would forever be a reminder that Derek was the perfect guy for her, except when it came to Stiles.  Once upon a time, Braeden appreciated the fact that women everywhere were always looking at her man. He turned heads, but none of them ever seemed to turn his.  Except at Waffle House, and it wasn’t a woman.
Derek walked out of the restaurant twenty minutes later to find her sitting on the hood of his black Camaro.  “You’re breaking up with me, aren’t you?” he asked, monotone. She wondered at Drek’s equanimity, which has always seemed so inviting to her before.  Maybe Braeden just didn’t inspire passion in Derek, the way Stiles obviously did.  
She nodded.
“Is there anything I can say to change your mind?”
She shook her head.  “Not unless you can tell me what this is really about. Not unless you can tell me who you are.  Because this person isn’t the Derek I thought I knew.”
Lately, she’d been thinking a lot about a proverb her mother used to recite when she was younger.  Briseann an dúchais trí shúile an chait. The true nature of someone’s character is revealed through their eyes.  Derek’s head swiveled between Braeden and the view through the glass window, where Erica was helping Stiles off the floor, and Boyd was mopping up spilled chocolate milk, and several patrons were still surreptitiously filming the whole ordeal on their cellphones. Derek’s eyes followed Stiles like a wolf stalking prey.  “Shit, I—”
“Derek,” she said, sliding down the hood and coming to stand before him, “you were an amazing boyfriend and a great guy.”  Braeden sighed. “Except at Waffle House.” 
Derek shoved his fists into the front pockets of his too-tight jeans, scuffed the toe of his sneaker against the brick facade of the restaurant.  “Yeah,” he relented.  “I’m really sorry.”
“Me too, Derek.”  She gently patted his stubbled cheek.  “Good luck with-” she gestured toward the golden fluorescent lights, the black and yellow signage, at Stiles standing stock still and Bambi-eyed behind the counter, holding a chunk of frozen bacon to the top of his head- “whatever the hell this is.  I’ll see you around.”
She waved good-bye to Stiles through the window, who raised a hesitant hand back to her, and walked out of the parking lot.
Roughly a year and a half later, Braeden thumbed through a used newspaper while she waited at her local coffee shop for the barista to call her name.  She flipped from business to sports, passing the society section on her way, when a pithy headline caught her attention.  
Waffle Brawls lead to Wedding Bells.
Huh.  So that’s what all the fighting was really about.
Underneath the catchy title was a byline: “Groom learned sixteen new ways to cook eggs during fearsome flirtation.”
“Caramel Macchiato for Braeden!” 
Braeden tossed the paper onto the tabletop, leaving it open to Stiles and Derek’s wedding announcement, and left the coffee shop with a laugh on her lips.  
You couldn’t make this shit up.  Except at Waffle House.
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As per usual tumblr won’t let me link to anything so the Reddit post that inspired this story so you can find that in the notes!  Thanks for reading hope it made you laugh.
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1989dreamer · 4 years ago
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When the Stars Align
And here is part two of why @evanesdust​ had to be so, so patient for their prompt to be fulfilled.
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Written for this prompt (same as Seventy-Five Percent).
Yes, I wrote three stories for the same prompt. It was a lot of fun.
Summary: Derek has a coworker that is a little too enthusiastic about getting him alone, so he asks Stiles for help. Stiles gladly volunteers but neither of them quite know what they’re getting into. A pissed off Kate Argent isn’t to be trifled with and neither are the growing feelings Stiles has for Derek.
Tags: Stalking, Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con, Past Child Abuse, Murderer Peter Hale, Deputy Cora Hale. Human AU, Getting Together, Fake Dating, Kate Argent is Her Own Warning, Fear, Non-descriptive Panic Attacks
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It was a beautiful Thursday afternoon, and Stiles was out at the park with his sketchbook and pencils, just trying to draw random sketches of his characters, trying to find the natural flow of their movement for the big battle they had coming up. Suddenly, almost sweetly, he heard the words: “I’m going out with Stiles.”
His head shot up. He was going out with someone? News to him. Who could be making such a bold claim?
He studied the people nearest him: Derek Hale, older brother of Stiles’ closest friend, Cora Hale; some blonde woman standing way too close to Derek; and a sallow-faced, shady-looking fellow who reminded Stiles of his sadistic chemistry teacher.
Derek pointed at Stiles. “My boyfriend,” he said, somewhat stiffly, upset and uncomfortable, and excuse him but Stiles was a national treasure. Dating him would be nothing but a delight.
The blonde woman seemed unperturbed by the fact that Derek was one) clearly trying to escape and two) his “boyfriend” was right there.
Stiles stood up, shoved his sketchpad under his arm, and sauntered over to them. He cocked a hip and tucked a hand around Derek’s waist, noting the way Derek sagged against him in relief. “What’s up, babe? These idiots bothering you?”
The woman’s face sank into a sour expression, and Stiles almost laughed at how angry she appeared. Almost as if she’d known Derek was lying to her, but Stiles had decided to play along. Whatever. It wasn’t like Stiles had anything better to do than to rescue the older brothers of his friends.
The woman stuck out her hand. “Kate Argent,” she said, as sour as her face.
Stiles ignored her hand. “Stiles, Derek’s other half.”
“Certainly not the better half,” Kate laughed, something malicious lurking beneath her false smile.
“I wouldn’t say that,” Derek said, and wasn’t he being so sweet? Stiles pinched him to make him close his mouth.
“Now, my question still stands: are you bothering my boyfriend?”
Kate didn’t answer. Instead, she stomped off, her companion trailing after her. Derek didn’t immediately pull away, which surprised Stiles.
“What’s up with that?” Stiles asked when Derek finally disentangled himself.
Derek rolled his shoulders. “I don’t know,” he mumbled. “She works with me. Technically she’s my boss.”
“And how does dating me come into it?”
Derek rolled his shoulders again and Stiles realized that he was shrugging.
“If you date me for, say, a month and then break up with me, spectacularly, publicly, Kate would think I’m undateable and she’ll leave me alone.”
“And why me?”
Derek shrugged again. “I panicked?” he offered.
“Oh, I see. I’m the convenient choice.”
“No,” Derek said. “I just.” He blew out a breath. “You were right there. I knew you. I’m sorry. You don’t have to do it. I can find someone else.”
For some reason, that was more of an insult to Stiles than the fact that Derek had chosen him in the first place. “Now, wait a minute.” He grabbed Derek’s hand. “I didn’t say I wouldn’t do it.”
Derek’s eyebrows scrunched together. “You’ll do it?”
Stiles nodded. “Who knows why? Probably because you’re the big brother of my best friend, and Cora will never let me hear the end of it if I let you get pressured into dating your boss.”
Derek made a face. “Cora can’t know about the fake dating thing,” he said.
“Why not?” Stiles shook his head. “She’s my best friend. Of course, she’s going to know.”
Derek sighed. “Fine. It’s not like she wouldn’t have found out anyway.”
“So, what are your rules for dating?” Derek shrugged. “No, seriously. What’s on the table? What’s off? Pet names? Touching? What kind of dates do you want to go on? I mean, you want Kate to actually think we’re dating, right?”
“I guess?” Derek frowned. “I-I think so? Would it be easier to meet up at, like, one of our apartments and plan this out?”
“Sure. That works. Want to go now?”
Derek nodded. Honestly, he looked a little lost. Something wasn’t adding up. “Why can’t you just tell Kate’s boss or HR that she’s bothering you? Why go through this subterfuge?”
Derek sighed, and Stiles felt the vibration of it in his chest. Derek was bone tired, exhausted, and frustrated. He was thoroughly vexed.
“Kate is the HR department,” he said. “Her dad owns the company. All my coworkers just tell me to buckle down and date her.”
“But,” Stiles said.
“I’m not comfortable with dating. There’s been rumors of some of the men she’s dated before. She likes challenges, likes to break her partners. She’s taken my disinterest as a challenge.”
“There’s got to be some way to report her. Will any of her former partners file a police report against her?”
“I don’t know. I think she, like, collects evidence that her partners are the ones who hurt her.”
Stiles shuddered. “Dude, I am so sorry that she’s targeting you.”
“So am I.” Derek sighed, rubbing a hand over his face. “I’m sorry I got you involved. Kate will probably try and scare you off. I don’t know what tactics she’ll use, so I can’t warn you more.”
“Well, how about we worry about the logistics of the dating before we worry about what Kate will or won’t do?”
Derek nodded, sitting down on the grass next to Stiles. He held out his hands, like he was showing that he was unarmed. Stiles smiled at him. While he hadn’t known Derek well when he and Cora were in school together, he’d been the cool older brother. The hot, cool older brother that Stiles sometimes daydreamed about kissing until he lost his edge.
Talking to Derek now, finding out that he liked some of the same things Stiles did and dates would be easy enough, that he liked slow dancing and kissing in the rain, that it took more than a few meetings before he made up his mind as to whether or not he actually liked someone romantically was all cute and good. It also made it a little more embarrassing that Stiles wanted to kiss him even more now.
Derek nodded at the sketchbook. “Anything good?”
“Just character studies,” Stiles replied. He was not in the habit of sharing his work before it was ready to publish. He was also used to people not respecting his boundaries when he said he didn’t want to share, that he was already expecting Derek to demand his sketchbook anyway.
“Cool,” Derek said. He gripped a handful of grass, tugging at it too gently to break any blades. “I write stories that are sort of like that.”
“Oh really?” Stiles smiled to let Derek know that he thought that was cool too, but it was wasted because Derek never looked up. “Hey,” Stiles said, “you know that if you put words on paper, then you’re a writer regardless of what anyone else tells you, right?”
“Right.” Stiles heard the disbelief in Derek’s voice. He could also relate to being told that his “hobby” wasn’t a form of real art. Well, he had time. He would start working with Derek to shed the negativity and embrace his passion.
“So, um,” Derek said, “did you want to do the first date tonight?”
“Yes,” Stiles said before Derek could take it back. “Absolutely. Pick you up at 7:00?”
“Sounds good.” Derek pulled out a small book, tore out a piece of paper, wrote down his address and phone number. “Just text me something so I have your number too.” He handed the paper to Stiles.
“Absolutely.” Stiles waved when Derek stood up. As soon as Derek was out of sight, Stiles sent two texts.
One to Derek: This is stiles now u have my #
And one to Cora: Dating ur bro don’t make it weird
Derek did not respond immediately, but Cora did.
Y
Y what
Y my brother. Leave derek alone u ass
He’s my bf now. Srsly tho, i’m helping him. Don’t give him grief
Fine. But if he cries over u, i break ur knees
Fair
Stiles set his phone aside and picked up his sketchbook again, tracing the shadow under his main character’s face. It wasn’t perfect, but Stiles wasn’t trying. This had been an exercise to get him out of his apartment. Finding out that Derek was in need of a rescue just like Malcolm was not at all how he planned his Thursday to go, but it was still nice enough. Besides, he’d secured a date with the hottest senior at Beacon Hills High—never mind that Derek hadn’t been a senior in high school for almost seven years and Stiles had graduated college and moved back to help out his dad, who was looking to retire from the position of Sheriff of Beacon County within the next two or three years. He’d started taking some graphic design classes at the community college when he realized he could only get so far with his self-taught art.
He still liked hand-drawing things, and he was almost ready to move onto sketching Mallorca when his pad was forcibly lowered.
He gripped his pencil, aware of how much damage he could inflict even though it was dull. Kate’s face popped into view and Stiles restrained his hand.
“What do you want?” he said, blandly. Uninterested. Kate seemed the type of person to hate that.
Stiles was right. She barely waited a second more before thumping his sketchbook down on his lap.
“Listen, Styles,” she hissed.
“Stiles,” he corrected.
Kate looked at him like he’d grown a second head. “That’s what I said.”
“No.” Stiles shook his head. “You said ‘Styles,’ like style of clothing or something. My name is ‘Stiles,’ with an i.”
Kate glared at him. “Whatever. Just stay away from Derek Hale. He may think he’s your boyfriend, but there’s only one person who’s right for him, and it’s not you.”
“Maybe so,” Stiles agreed easily, “but you know who has to make that decision? Derek. Not you.” He picked up his sketchbook, tucked away his pencils, and walked away from Kate.
This wasn’t high school. And no one should ever be able to call dibs on a person anyway.
Kate needed to grow up, but Stiles doubted that she ever would. She’d had lines by her eyes and a little gray in her hair under the bad dye job. She’d probably never had to work for anything in her life, working in Daddy’s company, having men thrown at her feet either by themselves or by circumstances.
If dating Derek got Kate off his back, then Stiles was game.
His phone chimed.
Derek.
Thanks. What did you want to do tonight? Dinner? Movie?
Stiles paused, thinking. He’d only been planning on taking Derek out to The Boot, a steakhouse on the edge of town. Jeans and flannel almost a requirement. But a movie…No, Stiles didn’t like movies for first dates. There was a small park—just a bench and some trees—near Stiles’ apartment that he liked to sit outside and dream up new adventures for his webcomic.
Maybe he could take Derek there?
Stargazing actually. If thats okay?
Derek’s reply came a few seconds later. Sounds good. Thanks.
Stiles couldn’t help the elation those words gave him. Yeah, it was Derek’s idea to pick out Stiles as a potential date, but the fact that he was agreeable to Stiles’ suggestions was a nice departure from Stiles’ usual dates.
See you at 7.
Stiles smiled at his phone, sending, See u then and then basically floating home, his steps light and unfettered.
He would make tonight awesome for Derek. And himself. The start of something new and beautiful.
The end would be fiery, and he’d have to guard his heart, but there wasn’t any harm in playing pretend, right? Thinking of a future where Derek did really want to date him. Where Kate Argent wasn’t a reason Derek needed safety or that Stiles could provide that safety.
Yeah. It was a nice fantasy.
~ * ~
The Boot wasn’t too crowded and the food only so-so, but when Derek got going, he could tell a story and keep Stiles sitting on the edge of his seat.
Using interrogation tactics gleaned from a lifetime as the son of a law officer, Stiles managed to extract Derek’s online persona from him, filing away the information for later in case he had to live a sudden Derek-less existence.
Like after publicly breaking up with Derek to make him undesirable.
After their meal, which Derek paid for and Stiles vowed to get the next one, they headed to the little park by Stiles’ apartment. He was acutely aware that sometime during their meal, the sallow-faced man Kate had been with showed up, and now he was following them.
“Excuse me a moment,” Stiles said, ducking into the bushes, like he was going to take a leak. Instead, as soon as he was out of sight, he pulled out his phone and sent a text to Cora, asking her to look into Kate Argent and her associates.
Cora was a junior deputy at the Beacon County Sheriff’s Department and as such had access to resources that Stiles could only dream of—legally—obtaining.
Her reply came immediately: What am I looking for?
Stiles made sure his flash was off before he took a quick snap of Derek standing under the streetlight, back tense, facing down the sallow-faced man, who was perfectly illuminated, if even more washed out because of the quality of the light.
Fella on the left
On it
Stiles put away his phone and stepped out from the bushes, tugging at his zipper like he was just redoing it.
Derek sagged, visibly relieved to see him.
“Problems?” Stiles asked, putting his arm around Derek’s waist, making sure to keep his hand from actually touching him to keep up with the illusion that he’d just handled his dick.
“No,” Derek lied.
The man nodded his agreement. “Just thought I recognized him.”
“And do you?”
“Yeah,” again it was Derek who spoke. “This is Jerry. He works in Kate’s office with her.”
“Jerry, huh? Well, glad to see that you’re not a stranger I have to call the cops on. Just a coworker.”
Jerry shrugged. “I’m not who you should be worried about.”
“And neither is Kate. Go tell her the date was great. And we’re going to have sex now.”
Jerry scuttled away, his expression somewhat relieved. Puzzling.
Stiles’ phone pinged and he checked it to find a text from Cora.
Jerry has priors. Stay clear of him.
Priors, huh. Could be why he hung around Kate so much outside of work, if she had something on him.
Will do, he sent back. Well, he would certainly try. If Kate and Jerry had plans to keep running into Derek and him when they were on dates, Beacon Hills wasn’t the largest.
“Let’s get you home,” Stiles said to Derek, wondering at the stricken look he received in return.
“I thought we were supposed to go stargazing?”
“Yeah, if you want. I thought after running into Jerry, you might want to go home so that you wouldn’t risk running into him again.”
“I mean, isn’t it better to give them more evidence that we’re dating?”
“Sure. Okay.” Stiles took Derek’s hand, led him to the park. The whole way, he couldn’t shake the sensation that he’d done something wrong.
They sat on a bench, and Stiles let his head fall back. Even though they were competing with all the light pollution of the city, the stars were still breathtaking. Stiles liked to imagine that he was on a different world, exploring like his webcomic. It sure beat studying graphic design and living in his skin some days.
“Are we really going to have sex?” Derek asked quietly after a few minutes.
“No.” Stiles moved his head so that he could see Derek’s profile. “Did you want to?” He’d thought the whole ruse of them dating was to get Kate off Derek’s back so that he wouldn’t have to be assaulted.
And then he remembered what he’d said to Jerry.
“I’m sorry,” he said, sitting up and turning to face Derek. “I shouldn’t have said that, and especially not without clearing it with you first.”
Derek shrugged. “It’s okay.”
“No, it’s not. Derek, you’re allowed to be upset and to stand up for yourself. That’s what the ground rules are for. If I say or do something that makes you uncomfortable, then I need to know so that I don’t do it again.”
Derek nodded. “Okay. So, wanna point out any constellations?”
Happily, Stiles leaned back, lifting an arm. And then realized that Derek was putting him on. Amateur stargazer that he was in his spare time.
As first dates went, it wasn’t either the best or the worst, but it was a solid seven-and-a-half in Stiles’ book, and he had to remind himself, after walking Derek home, that they weren’t really dating.
It would undeniably get more difficult the longer they played the ruse, but at least there was an end. Even if it painted Stiles as the bad guy. It wasn’t like Stiles needed his reputation to remain pristine for Kate Argent. In fact, the more she disliked him, the better in his opinion.
Maybe he could work this storyline into his webcomic. It wasn’t like his adventurers were currently on an adventure.
On the one hand, Stiles had based Malcolm on Derek, subconsciously. And something like this—needing to pretend to date to throw off an unwanted suitor—was something Malcolm could potentially encounter. On the other, more logical hand, Derek probably read Stiles’ webcomic. Cora certainly did. Better not to muddle it with real life situations.
Shame though. It’d make a great arc. Even though he’d need to create a whole new character because Mallorca was asexual and uninterested in dating anyone platonically, and Stiles already knew that if he put a fake-dating in his comic, he’d have to end it as a real love story. Too bad real life couldn’t mimic fiction.
Stiles shoved his hands into his pockets and stalked home, mind already spinning with the storyline he couldn’t post.
~ * ~
Stiles woke up to a barrage of texts. Some from Cora. One from Derek. And seventeen from an unknown number.
Stiles opened Derek’s text first.
Kate got your number. I let Cora know too. If she bugs you, file a report. Maybe we can get her on harassment.
Stiles turned to Cora’s three texts.
Derek told me about kate getting ur #
If she bothers u let me kno
Come by the station. We’ll get u set up w/reports
He sent a text to each Hale thanking them for their concern. And then he read each and every one of the unknown texts.
It was definitely Kate.
She moved from a joking tone to downright threatening.
Well, Stiles knew what he was doing with his morning. Derek and Cora were right that he needed to establish a pattern of harassment. He’d suspected that being in Derek’s orbit was dangerous but to actively be threatened with bodily harm was another thing. Kate wasn’t stupid enough to actually threaten him, was she?
No. It was more likely that these texts were from Jerry or some other associate-slash-lackey.
Still. Stiles could give the phone’s owner hell. Maybe teach Kate a lesson by proxy.
He shot another text to Cora, letting her know that he’d stop by the station because of the texts he’d received.
Then, he took a shower, grabbed his textbook for his 1:00 class, and headed out.
Cora met him at the front desk. She snapped her fingers at him until he surrendered his phone.
While she copied the texts to an evidentiary phone, he poked his head into his dad’s office.
“Stiles,” Dad said in the way that usually meant he wasn’t pleased to see him. “I hear you’ve got a new boyfriend.”
Stiles winced. “Yeah. Meant to tell you about that.”
“You’re an adult. You can make your own decisions.” Dad rummaged in his desk until he found a bottle of antacids. He popped a couple in his mouth, chewing with a grimace. “You’re not here because your boyfriend is being a possessive asshole, are you?”
“No, not my boyfriend.” Stiles winced again. “Actually, it’s someone who wants to date my boyfriend. Kate Argent. She didn’t use her own phone to text me. She’s too smart for that.”
“Great.” Dad ran a hand over his face, digging at his eyes. “So who’s phone did she use?”
“That I don’t know. I think Cora is trying to figure that out now.”
“Great.” Dad rattled the antacids before putting them back in his desk. “Keep us in the loop if there are more incidents. And tell your boyfriend that I’d like to meet him some day too.”
“Dad,” Stiles whined, “it’s still so new. Let us see if there’s something there before we start introducing each other to families.”
Cora knocked on the door before his dad could open his mouth again. She handed Stiles his phone. “You were right that Kate didn’t use her own phone. She used Jerry’s. The kind of threats on there…” she whistled. “Well, let’s just say that it violates his parole.”
“So Kate’s burning her bridges.” Stiles bit his lip. “Hey so, Jerry followed us when we were on our date yesterday.” He blushed, embarrassed that he’d even said anything at all last night. “I told him we were going to have sex because I knew he was only following us on Kate’s orders.”
“And did you?” Dad asked.
“No, not that that’s any of your business. Thing is, Kate might be punishing Jerry for bringing her news she didn’t want to hear.”
“That’s definitely a possibility.” Dad sighed. “Okay, Stiles. I know you have class today. How about you head out? Let us know if you get any more texts.”
“Will do.” Stiles left the station with a nod to Cora. What a fucking mess. Derek didn’t need a boyfriend: he needed a bodyguard. Hell, Stiles needed a bodyguard after this morning.
How could Derek continue to work at Kate’s family’s company when she was such a menace?
Or maybe it was the fact that Derek was “dating” Stiles that made her flip out on him.
Whatever the reason, Stiles needed to warn Derek. There was a good chance that Kate would escalate, and Derek was probably her intended victim.
She was worse than what Derek had said. She was dangerous and volatile. And Stiles wanted to be the one to bring her down. He didn’t want to hide or let her win because doing either of those things meant that she’d get Derek, and that was not an acceptable outcome.
Yes, they were fake-dating, but that didn’t mean Stiles didn’t care for or not love Derek.
He sent a text to Derek, asking to meet him after class ended at 5:00 and to watch out in case Kate tried anything retaliatory.
Then, he tried not to vibrate out of his skin with pent up anticipation and worry and every negative emotion he could feel in a four hour span.
~ * ~
Derek brought Stiles a coffee when they met at the park by Stiles’ apartment.
Stiles accepted the coffee and sat on the bench. His leg wouldn’t stop bouncing up and down, no matter how he pressed on it. “Hey, so did Kate do anything to you today?”
“No.” Derek took the seat next to Stiles, put his hand on his knee and then pulled back. “She was tied up in meetings all day. Jerry, though, got arrested over lunch.”
“Oh?” Stiles tried to play at being surprised but Derek touched his leg again. “Okay, yeah. So I think it was Kate, but someone blew up my phone today with threats and things.”
“Are you okay?” The worried furrow that appeared between Derek’s brows was adorable, and before he could stop himself, Stiles reached out to smooth it away. Derek smiled at the gesture.
“I’m fine. I filed a report with the Sheriff’s Department. That’s probably why Jerry got arrested. It was probably his phone.”
“I’m sorry that I got you roped into this. I didn’t think that she’d try and go after you.”
“Hey, it’s going to be okay.” Stiles took a sip of the coffee. It was too sweet, but that was okay. There was plenty of time to teach Derek how he liked his coffee. “If she gets mad enough, she’s going to make mistakes. We can stop her with those mistakes.”
“Yeah but, I just don’t want one of her mistakes to be hurting you.”
“That’s so sweet.” To make his point, Stiles sipped at the coffee again. “Look, Derek, you knew she was possessive. It’s why you made yourself unavailable. Anything she does is on her. And your sister is a freaking deputy. Kate should know better than to mess with you.”
“And yet,” Derek murmured.  He set his hand on Stiles’ knee again, and Stiles realized that his leg wasn’t bouncing anymore. “I don’t want you to get hurt because of Kate, so I think we should back off the dating thing.”
“You think so? I mean, if Kate was mad enough to burn one of her associates because of one date, imagine how much damage she’ll do to herself the longer we ‘date.’”
“I guess.”
“Besides, I thought the date was actually kind of good. And if Jerry isn’t going to be around to interrupt us again, then all the more reason to do it again.”
Derek looked away. “I don’t want to trap you,” he said quietly. “I panicked when Kate demanded that I produce my boyfriend immediately. I saw you drawing, and I—I blanked. You were familiar and that’s why I picked you out. I’m sorry.”
Stiles managed to hook a finger under Derek’s chin and draw his gaze back. “I wouldn’t have agreed to date you if I hadn’t wanted to help out.”
“But it’s not real dating,” Derek said, bitterly.
“Doesn’t matter. It’s doing what it needs to do,” Stiles said, just as bitter. He was a little mad that Derek kept reminding him that it wasn’t real. Stiles wished it were, but he also didn’t know how to broach that subject, especially because it was officially only the second day they’d been dating. And how had his dad heard about it? Stiles hadn’t told him, hadn’t wanted to jeopardize whatever rapport he and Derek had. After all, it wouldn’t do for his dad to confront Derek and announce “About damn time.” Yeah, Stiles had been friendless for nearly three years after his childhood best friend Scott McCall had transferred to a school close to his grandmother after his mother was injured in a workplace accident and his dad couldn’t take him in.
In retrospect, it probably hadn’t been Stiles’ best idea to get drunk and confess to his dad that he was bisexual and crushing on the star of the basketball team. Surprisingly, his dad had taken it well and had taken to teasing Stiles about seeing Derek when he and Cora became friends.
Now it was a matter of time before Dad hunted down Derek and demanded to have a father-boyfriend talk with him. And knowing his dad, he would probably take the opportunity to embarrass Stiles with his long-standing crush. Nope. Better to keep them apart.
“Look, Kate was probably upset because Jerry reported what I said to him.”
Derek shot Stiles a scathing look. “You think I don’t know that? Why’d you tell him that anyway? It’s not like I do that. And especially not on the first date.”
“But that wasn’t supposed to have been our first date,” Stiles pointed out. “I mean, it went toward establishing our—your alibi to having been dating me for a while.”
Derek flushed, glaring at his lap. “I guess,” he mumbled, as close to a “You’re right” Stiles was likely to get.
It did not make him feel any better. He’d still used Derek, albeit in a way that had actually helped his case. Maybe. Still, Stiles felt skeevy, like Kate had crawled under his skin and jack-hammered the crudeness of declaring sexing up Derek Hale out of his mouth.
It was not a pleasant sensation.
“I am sorry about telling him that.”
Derek shrugged, and Stiles realized he was trying to play it cool. Why though? “It’s not that big of a deal. I mean, as you pointed out, if we’ve been dating for a while, it’s pretty obvious that we would have started having sex at some point.”
Or maybe not, Stiles thought, studying Derek’s suddenly green face. “Dude, are you sex-repulsed?”
“What?”
It was Stiles’ turn to shrug. “I don’t know. Like, the thought of sex, especially you having sex, makes you feel physically sick or something. Repulsed by the idea of sex.”
Derek looked thoughtful for a minute. “Maybe,” he finally said. “I guess. Cora just calls me asexual.”
“That’s probably a part of it.” And now Stiles felt even worse about telling Jerry that he and Derek were off to do the horizontal tango. Great. Guilt felt a lot like heartburn, except Stiles wouldn’t be able to chew a few antacids and have it go away. “So, I’ll understand if you really don’t want my help anymore.” Stiles bit off the rest, Not that I’ve been much help so far, because this really was not about him and he had actually helped even if it was just Kate throwing a tantrum.
“No. Kate probably smells blood,” Derek said. “She’ll probably double-down and I don’t know if I can deal with that alone.”
“Hey, you’re not alone,” Stiles hurried to assure him. “You’ve got Cora and you’ll still have me on your side even if you decide that the fake-dating isn’t working out.”
Derek seemed to think about that for a few minutes before nodding slowly. “Yeah. Okay. Hey thanks, Stiles.”
He leaned over, gave Stiles a one-armed hug, and then jumped to his feet. “I was wondering if you wanted to schedule another date now? Maybe Sunday night? There’s this really cool spot out in the preserve. Even better for looking at stars than this park. Would you like to go?”
Stiles couldn’t stop the smile or the skip in his heartbeat. “I’d love to,” he said, trying to force his tone not to jump. He wasn’t very successful but Derek didn’t seem to notice that he was unnecessarily happy for their next date. “Midnight picnic?”
“Sounds great. I’ll pack the food.”
“Okay, see you Sunday.”
Derek smiled and walked off.
Almost immediately the guilt came back, wriggling its way into his mind, spreading tendrils of doubt and disgust.
Stiles sighed, deflating down as he thought about just what he was doing. How could he survive a month of dating Derek, a month of “pretending” to be in love, and then break up like nothing happened?
How was he supposed to yell at Derek and make him un-date-able when Stiles was walking-breathing proof that someone wanted to date Derek?
He cursed himself for not asking out Derek earlier. Yes, Derek probably would have said no. It was his sister’s friend. They’d known each other since Stiles was a freshman and Derek was a senior in high school. It would have been weird, and Stiles would have been hurt by the rejection, but it surely would be better than this pseudo-relationship they were in.
Stiles needed advice, and he only knew one expert on Derek Hale. Well, only one that he was willing to talk to. Derek had another, older sister who still sometimes scared Stiles.
And there was no way Stiles was talking to either of Derek’s parents.
Nope. Cora was his go-to encyclopedia on her brother. Even after eight years.
He shot her a text, asking to meet to discuss personal things.
Her reply was almost immediate: told u
Which, no she hadn’t. She’d threatened his knees over text and then laughed her ass off when he told her face to face about dating Derek, because apparently her brother was indeed un-date-able and definitely some form of asexual. She revealed that he’d never even confessed crushes in high school.
“Sucks,” was what she’d said before she changed the subject to the upcoming Beacon Hills celebration days.
Well, told-you-so or not, Stiles still needed advice, and Cora was still going to give it to him, whether she wanted to or not.
~ * ~
Well, being adults kind of got in the way, and Stiles had papers due that he worked on all day Saturday, and Cora had a double shift at the station, so it wasn’t until Sunday afternoon that their schedules finally managed to line up enough for him to crash into her room and fall onto her bed, spilling out the whole story, leaving nothing out. Before, he’d only told her that he was going to be dating her brother as an experiment, per Derek, not him.
“You did what now?” Cora asked for the third time.
“I agreed to fake-date Derek even though I am in love with him,” Stiles dutifully repeated for the third time.
“Why would you do that?”
Finally. A different question.
Stiles shrugged. “You weren’t there. You didn’t see how uncomfortable he was. And Kate wasn’t going to take no for an answer. Derek told me that she’s targeted other men like him and that she always gets away with it because she files reports first.”
Cora narrowed her eyes. “Reports like what?”
“Rape and assault.”
“Jesus fuck, really?”
Stiles nodded.
“So you were helping him?”
“More like he panicked, picked me out so that he wasn’t ‘available,’ and then I agreed to keep up the charade.”
“And now you’re here,” Cora confirmed. “In love with my brother and fake-dating him.”
“Yep.”
“So is the public dumping still on?”
“Is Kate in custody yet?” Stiles countered. Cora glared at him. “Then yes. Yes it is.”
“Well that’s fantastic. Are you planning on telling my brother that you’re in love with him?”
“Ah, no. I was actually hoping that avoiding that particular problem might make it go away.”
Cora blew out a breath through her nose. Secretly, Stiles agreed. He didn’t think this was a problem that time would solve. In fact, the longer he let Derek believe that he was just helping him out instead of trying to save up as many memories of dating Derek as possible, the more their separation was going to hurt. Stiles knew he could heal from a broken heart because he’d done it before. He’d just never had to heal from his first crush.
And he didn’t want to. Selfishly, he wanted Derek to realize that dating Stiles was the best thing ever and they would never break up. Mopey, he voiced this sentiment to Cora.
“Well, you could always confess your feelings to, you know, the object of your feelings.” Stiles vigorously shook his head. “Then, something else you can do is just never break up with him. Eventually he’ll have to realize that you’re dating.”
And then Stiles would get promptly broken up with.
“We need to remove the threat of Kate,” Stiles said. “Without the excuse of why we’re dating, I can maybe ask him out again properly.”
“So how do you get rid of Kate?” Cora asked.
Stiles thought for a few minutes. “Well, she blew up my phone with threats after learning that Derek and I were ‘going to have sex.’” He aggressively shoved his air quotes in Cora’s face in an attempt to ward off any smacks or grossed out reactions she might have to him fucking her brother.
Cora fell over laughing. “Derek? Having sex?” She was practically hooting, and while Stiles understood the sentiment, it still stung.
“Hardy har har,” he intoned. “Yes, me having sex with your asexual brother is so fucking funny.”
Cora swallowed her laughs and sat up. “I’m sorry. That was really mean. It’s just, growing up with Derek gives me a perspective that maybe you’ll get to learn someday. There’s no way Derek’s having sex any time soon. In fact, if he ever has sex, I’ll buy you a diamond ring.”
“The diamond market is an evil industry and I won’t be a party to its support.”
“Jesus, Stilinski, it’s just an expression. I’m never going to actually buy you a ring of any kind.” She paused, staring into space, before a gleam came into her eyes. Stiles did not like that look. That look got him in trouble for boosting his dad’s whiskey sophomore year, leading to his bisexual confession. That look got them busted for sneaking into the only bar in Beacon Hills that didn’t card minors but called their parents.
That look was going to be the death of him one day, and while he might protest the whole way, he was still going to do whatever it was that gave Cora that look.
“What if you could incite Kate into giving herself up just by doing something really simple?” Cora asked, far more innocently than whatever she had planned.
“And how can I do that?” Stiles returned, apprehensively.
“By proposing.”
“To Kate?”
Cora hit his arm lightly. “No, idiot,” she said affectionately. “To Derek.” Stiles stared at her, incredulous. “I mean,” she rolled her eyes, “instead of breaking up with him, propose to him. Publicly so that Kate gets wind of it right away. I’ll be there so I can arrest her if she tries anything.”
“It’s been a day,” Stiles said. “If I propose now, Derek will think I’m crazy.”
“You can always ask him out again. Right now, isn’t it more important to get rid of Kate? As long as she’s around, your relationship will always be about keeping her away from Derek. Without that threat, Derek would be more open to dating you.”
“If he forgives me,” Stiles muttered.
Cora waved away his concern. “I’ll make sure he still likes you after.”
“Wait, he likes me now?”
Cora snorted. “No. He doesn’t like anyone. It’s Derek. You remember him from high school.”
“I remember him being really hot and me being too chickenshit to talk to him.”
“Well, you’re certainly not shy now,” Cora pointed out. She stood up and grabbed something off her dresser. She tossed it at Stiles, and he juggled it before she plopped down next to him again.
“What is this?” Stiles knew it was a ring box. Why Cora had given it to him, he didn’t understand. Was he supposed to use this ring to propose to Derek?
Cora opened the box, revealing a simple silver band set with a single black stone. “Zirconium,” Cora explained. “Not a real diamond.”
“Suits you,” Stiles said, because it did. Cora had had a goth phase in high school, and the only reason she probably still didn’t wear all black was because of her job. And that was only because Beacon County deputies wore brown uniforms.
She didn’t paint her nails or wear heavy makeup but that was probably because Cora was Newton’s First Law embodied—a body at rest will stay at rest even if that body wants to have heavy eyeliner and black fingernails.
“And this ring won’t be weird to propose to your brother with?” Stiles asked. He couldn’t see Derek wearing any jewelry. Hell, he never saw him wear his class ring even after agonizing about getting it.
“Well, it’s not like you’re really proposing. You’re just trying to get Kate off his back long enough for me to find something to charge her with.”
“And you’ll definitely be there?”
“How do you think Derek is getting there?” Cora paused. “You are proposing at the mall, right?”
“It is the most public place in Beacon Hills, and Derek did want it to be public.”
“Good. Okay, so I’ll make sure Kate is there to witness it.” She closed the ring box. “Stiles, Derek might say yes if he feels pressured, like if he sees Kate, so if you’re expecting him to break up on the spot, he might not.”
“I’m already fucked,” Stiles said, tucking the ring box into his pocket. “It’s not like I can fall anymore in love with him.”
“Don’t speak your own prophecy,” Cora said. “I’ll do my part, but Derek can’t know that I suggested the proposal. He’d never forgive me.”
“Oh, so it’s okay if he hates me after?” Stiles asked, just a little bitter. Derek was Cora’s brother. He’d eventually be okay with her. Stiles, though, wasn’t family, and as soon as he’d outlived his usefulness, Derek would have no obligation to keep in contact with him. It sucked that this was Stiles’ dream but Derek’s nightmare.
“I’ll make sure he doesn’t hate you forever,” Cora promised.
Time would tell if it was an empty promise.
“Okay, so, should I have a script or do you want to leave it up to chance?”
“Words,” Cora immediately replied, retrieving a notebook and pen from under the bed. She flipped to a blank page and wrote at the top: Stiles’s Proposal Speech.
Then, she sat and tapped her pen on the paper for about five minutes.
“Can’t think of anything?” Stiles asked. “Like, maybe I should mention that even though it’s been such a short time, I already know that I want to spend the rest of my life with him? Or is that too much?”
“Might be a bit much for Derek, but it’s perfect for Kate.” Cora wrote it down. “Got anything else?”
Stiles had plenty of other ideas, years of observing and loving Derek from afar was enlightening, but he didn’t want to burn everything on this proposal that wasn’t even going to be real. So he only gave Cora a few more ideas, checked his phone for the time, and made the excuse of having to get ready for the date with Derek to escape.
Cora didn’t respond, too busy stringing together his ideas into what was certainly going to be a melodramatic, eloquent speech.
Stiles would collect it tomorrow, and then he and Cora would set the trap for Kate. It felt like trapping Derek too.
And Stiles was not okay with that.
It was one thing for Derek to claim him as a boyfriend to try to escape Kate’s persistence, but it was another thing entirely to trap Derek in that lie by proposing and having Kate there. Of course, Stiles could always take it back after Kate was arrested, but that was if Kate reacted the way they expected her to. If she didn’t, and Derek still was pressured to say yes, then Stiles thought he was no better than Kate.
He took a deep breath, took out his phone to text Derek to cancel tonight, and saw a message from Derek.
Just wanted to say, really looking forward to tonight. I really like hanging out with you, and I’m so thankful you’re here.
Stiles paused, mind spinning. Derek liked him? He would have given anything in high school for Derek to acknowledge him, but now, it felt cheapened.
Can’t wait 2, Stiles texted back. And that was not what he needed to say, but he figured he could think about it and talk to Derek tonight. Maybe they wouldn’t even need Cora’s plan if Kate realized that they were going on a date to an isolated area.
But that sounded like a great way to get murdered by her without having backup.
Stiles shook his head. He didn’t even know what was right anymore. Get rid of Kate by proposing to Derek? Don’t propose to Derek?
Either way, he wanted one last date with Derek before the shit hit the fan. He’d make tonight the best that he could and then if Derek decided to break contact after tomorrow, then Stiles could subsist on the what-if of a relationship with Derek with reality sprinkled in.
Life was going to suck so much, but Stiles was used to it. Mostly.
~ * ~
He and Derek met at the entrance to the preserve, and Stiles scoffed at the “No Entry After Dark” sign. The Hales had installed it after a few too many teens got caught out there, having the kind of fun their parents didn’t want them to have.
It was a lame measure, easily navigable, except for the stretched chain that meant they couldn’t take any vehicles with them.
Derek hefted a basket that must have held the midnight picnic, and Stiles lifted the chain so he could duck under it. It gave him the perfect opportunity to ogle Derek’s ass, but he couldn’t enjoy it. Guilt was choking down most of his other emotions and, not for the first time, he was thinking it had been a grave mistake to come here.
Even worse was there was no cell phone service out here so he couldn’t even send an SOS text to Cora.
It wasn’t long before Derek made him forget about his misgivings. They lied on a blanket, looking up at the stars. Which were definitely more visible without the light pollution of Beacon Hills.
It wasn’t Stiles’ intention, but he found himself talking about his webcomic, about the adventures the characters were on. Turned out Derek was a big fan, had read it from the start.
“Don’t be mad,” he prefaced his confession. “Cora told me all about it back when you first started posting it. I liked it enough to keep coming back.”
Stiles smiled. He didn’t mind. He hadn’t sworn Cora to secrecy until after the comic had taken off and gained Internet fame. It was actually a relief that Derek had seen the comic and hadn’t made the connection that Malcolm was based on him.
Before he quite knew it, they’d been there for three hours, and Derek was dozing, head on his shoulder.
Stiles nudged him. “Should we go home?” he asked, thinking of the sign at the entrance of the preserve.
Derek yawned, snuggling closer. “Don’t wanna move,” he mumbled.
“We should though,” Stiles said. “I’m sure that even your parents don’t want you out here all night.”
Derek sighed before sitting up. “You’re right. Come on. We can crash at my parents if we’re too tired to drive home. They live just off the side of the preserve.”
Stiles wasn’t sure if he should take Derek up on that offer, but he had to admit that it was really nice to have Derek next to him as he fell asleep. And just like that the guilt was back.
“I should get back to my apartment. I have class tomorrow.”
“And you let me have a late date?” Derek asked, incredulous.
Stiles shrugged. “I really like hanging out with you. It’s not a big deal, and it’s not like I’d already be in bed anyway.”
“Still, I don’t want to get in the way of your schooling. Or your interests. You don’t have to go on dates with me. It’s not like Kate’s watching us that closely.”
Stiles grunted in agreement. Except, the minute they were back on the access road and had service again, both their phones dinged with incoming messages.
Stiles had several texts from an unknown number and two voicemails. Derek frowned down at his phone. Stiles punched in his voicemail.
Cora.
“Stiles, where the fuck are you? Don’t go back to your apartment. We got a call out. Fire was dispatched. Kate Argent—not proven of course—just burned your apartment down. Call me back now.”
Sent almost an hour ago.
Stiles turned to Derek, and he was ashen, his own phone to his ear. Faintly, Stiles could hear someone screaming over the speaker.
“Are you okay?”
Derek nodded, but he didn’t move even when the message either stopped or dropped to a volume Stiles could no longer hear.
Stiles dialed Cora’s number, putting her on speaker. “Stiles! Where the fuck are you?”
“I’m at the preserve,” he answered, “with Derek. We’re both okay.”
“Stay right there. The Sheriff is sending a deputy out to you.”
“What’s up with my apartment? Someone burned it down?”
Cora blew out a breath. “We won’t know until the arson investigator takes a look at it. We were able to save most of the building, but you’ll have to file reports with your insurance.”
“That’s just great.” Stiles sighed, running a hand over his head and tugging at his hair. “Thanks for doing that, Cora.”
“Don’t thank me yet. Just get in your car and lock the doors. The deputy should be where you are in less than half an hour. And keep Derek with you.”
Derek moved to lean over Stiles’ phone. “Why?”
Cora blew out a breath. “We’ve found some disturbing imagery at the scene,” she said. “You’re both not safe.”
“Cora, I got some messages from Kate, I think. It was a little hard to understand what she was saying. I’ll pass on the messages when the deputy gets here.”
Someone spoke to Cora, their words coming through the line like a heavy blur. Stiles thought he recognized his dad’s voice though.
“Okay, so the Sheriff wants you to go to the Sheriff’s Station. Someone will meet you there to take copies of the messages you’ve both received.”
“Both?” Stiles asked. He hadn’t mentioned the messages he’d gotten. How had she guessed?
“Both,” Cora repeated. “Look, if this is Kate, she’s escalating and quickly. Stiles, you had those messages from before. I would be surprised if you hadn’t gotten more. Now, get in your car and start driving. We have no idea where Kate is, and for all we know, she found out where you are. Get in your car, lock your doors, and start driving. Don’t stop until you’re at the Sheriff’s Station and a deputy can escort you in.”
“And I guess you want us to stay on the line?” Stiles took Derek’s hand, leading him to his Jeep.
“Preferably, yes,” Cora answered. “Are you in your vehicle yet?”
“Yep.” Doors were locked too. Derek buckled his seat belt, setting the basket down by his feet. Stiles buckled his own belt and turned the key in the ignition.
The headlights came on and Stiles swallowed back a yelp. Derek next to him wasn’t as lucky.
“What?!” Cora cried. “What’s going on?”
Kate Argent was standing in the headlights. How they hadn’t seen her, Stiles didn’t know. He threw the Jeep in reverse and punched the accelerator.
Kate lumbered after them, raising her hand to throw something after them.
Derek yelled again when glass shattered over the hood of the Jeep, fire spreading with it.
“We’re on fire!” Stiles yelled into his phone.
“What?!”
“She threw a fucking Molotov cocktail or some shit at us.”
“And now you’re on fire?!”
“Yes!” Stiles shifted to drive and stood on the accelerator. “Where is she?” he asked Derek.
“I don’t know. I didn’t see. I think she pulled off after she threw that thing. Are we okay to keep driving even though we’re on fire?”
“No!” Cora answered. Stiles ignored her, pressing the gas a little harder. “Stop driving! Get out and hide! We’re all coming to get you!”
“I’m not letting that bitch get her hands on us or my Jeep.”
Quietly, Cora asked, “Even if it ends up costing you both your lives?”
“Here she comes!” Derek shouted.
Out of the corner of his eye, Stiles saw headlights aiming right for them. He jerked the wheel, switching to the brake. The whole Jeep shuddered and the brakes squealed as he executed a sharp turn. The vehicle, looked like a two door car of some kind, missed them by inches.
“We’re heading west from the preserve, back to town. Kate’s still chasing us.”
“And are you still on fire?”
Derek unbuckled his seat belt and shrugged out of his jacket. Stiles bumped the Jeep up onto the pavement and slowed. Derek leaned out of his rolled-down window and beat at the flames with his jacket.
After a few tense moments where Kate came barreling out of the preserve and turned on to the road, tires screeching, the flames were out, and Derek was back inside, buckled up again.
“No,” Stiles said. “Not on fire anymore. But Kate’s chasing us, and I hate to say it, she’ll probably catch us. My Jeep is not the fastest thing on the road.”
“We’re coming to you. Do not deviate.”
Already, Stiles could see flashing lights up ahead. Behind them, Kate slowed and then turned off.
“She’s not with us anymore,” he announced.
“Good,” Cora said. “Keep driving. You’ll have a police escort to the Station. We’ll put your car in the evidence garage so it won’t be left unattended. Are you both okay?”
Stiles nodded, mentally checking himself over. Yeah. He was fine. He turned to ask Derek the same question and realized that Derek was not okay. He was hyperventilating, shaky and pale, soot smudged over his face, his jacket forgotten over his lap.
“Uh, negative. Think we’ve got a panic attack going on. Will need assistance ASAP.”
“You or Derek?”
“Derek.”
“Roger that. Just keep driving. Help is just a little farther.”
Stiles put the worry about what Kate was doing right now in the back of his mind and focused on reaching the deputies, parking and unbuckling Derek’s seatbelt so that the first deputy to reach them could just open the door and pull Derek out onto the pavement.
Stiles climbed out, grabbing onto another deputy, who was really the Sheriff.
“You’re okay,” Stiles’ dad said, leading him to a cruiser. “Can you tell me what happened?”
Stiles gestured at Derek, still surrounded by deputies. “We saw Kate. She found us when we got back to the Jeep. We were on the phone with Cora ‘cause my apartment got burned down?”
“Not fully down,” his dad said. “The fire department responded quickly enough that they were able to save the building, but your stuff is probably another matter.”
“Well, fire must be Kate’s choice of weapon for the night because she threw something at my Jeep and suddenly, we were on fire.” Stiles’ phone trilled sharply and he pulled it up to his ear. “Hello?”
“Did you reach the deputies?” Cora asked. “We got disconnected.”
“Yeah, my dad found us.” Stiles craned his neck, trying to see how Derek was doing. His view was blocked by at least three deputies. Another two were inspecting Stiles’ Jeep. “I don’t know how Derek’s doing. He was having a panic attack last I knew.”
“Was it Kate Argent?”
“Yes. She pulled off when she saw the lights. I don’t know if she’ll go home or if she’s lying in wait somewhere.”
“Well, for safety reasons, the Sheriff will probably have you stay somewhere with a guard.”
“Great. Well. Thanks for everything. I’ll talk to you tomorrow?”
“Sure.” Cora drew in a breath like she was going to say something else but then all she said was, “Bye.”
“We’ve got a hotel room for you,” Dad said, taking Stiles’ shoulder and leading him to where one of the deputies was sitting with his arm around Derek. “Isaac is going to stay with you to make sure that Kate Argent doesn’t attack you.” The deputy with his arm around Derek half-waved at Stiles.
“And how are we getting there?”
“I’m driving,” Isaac said. “We can’t risk Argent seeing either of your vehicles and attacking you again.”
“And what about my Jeep? Cora mentioned putting it in the evidence garage?”
“Absolutely. We have a few deputies going to retrieve Derek’s Camaro just in case Kate Argent attacked his things like she did yours.” Dad takes Stiles’ keys
Stiles and Derek were stashed in the back of a cruiser and whisked to the station.
A few hours later after their statements and a preliminary search for Kate, Isaac the deputy and Isaac’s partner, Boyd, drove Stiles and Derek to a motel in Hill Valley.
Before he left to patrol the area, Boyd handed Stiles a lump of something. “We think this may have been the trigger for Kate’s aggression tonight,” he said, cutting a quick glance to where Derek was huddled on one of the beds. “I’m so sorry for what she’s putting you through.”
Stiles just nodded and then threw the deadbolt as soon as the door shut.
He checked his phone and noticed that Kate hadn’t sent any more messages to him. Good.
The lump Boyd had handed him weighed heavier on his soul than his palm and he squeezed it tightly. It was Cora’s ring. Kate had attacked them because she thought Stiles was going to propose to Derek. Which he had been. That had been the plan.
He sighed and stuck it in his pocket. Derek’s phone buzzed, and Derek flinched but didn’t otherwise move to answer it.
“May I?” Stiles asked when it buzzed again. Derek shrugged, handing him it, swiping his thumb over the back to unlock it.
Stiles opened the messaging app. Eighty-five texts. Eighty of them from Kate. The phone buzzed again, three times in quick succession. Make that eighty-three texts from Kate. Stiles jumped to the texts from Cora.
Don’t come home
Got camaro to garage leaving keys with sheriff
Plz call asap
Tell me ur both okay
Derek?
The time stamp on Cora’s texts meant that they’d already touched base with her after she sent the texts, so Stiles moved on to Kate’s messages.
All of them threatening and graphic.
Apparently Kate really wanted to eviscerate Stiles, pull all his bowels out, and while he was suffering, she wanted to rape Derek next to his dying corpse. She even had attached a picture of herself fucking the bottle she’d thrown at his Jeep.
Stiles promptly called his father, asked for someone to collect Derek’s phone, and then spent the next fifteen minutes trying to offer what little comfort he could to Derek.
“She isn’t going to stop, is she?” Derek asked. He was ashen, still shaken from his panic attack.
There were no words to say that would assuage him. And after a deputy had taken Derek’s phone, which had received several more graphic and certainly disturbing texts from Kate, Stiles handed Derek one of the toothbrushes Deputy Isaac had left for them, and then lied on his bed and didn’t sleep.
~ * ~
Dad called bright and early, and Derek’s phone was returned shortly after. Bad news all around: Kate hadn’t been found and had been using a now-disconnected burner phone, so all they had were her texts to Derek, and that one graphic picture. Nothing else to go by.
Derek was shaking too hard after that call that Stiles had gone down to the corner store, using techniques his dad had taught him to slip a tail, used the ancient and only payphone in all of Beacon County to anonymously dial Derek’s workplace and let them know he had taken ill. He also took the opportunity to call his professors and ask for a week off to deal with the fact that his apartment had burned. He was trying not to think about all the things he’d lost, like his physical copies of his webcomic or the quilt his great-grandmother had made for his mother when she was a baby.
Then, Stiles went back to the motel, taking a long and meandering way again, and prayed that Kate hadn’t seen him.
Derek wasn’t any better after lunch, even though it was Cora’s shift with them, and she spent all of it huddled on the bed with him.
“Before we met,” Cora said suddenly, “Derek had a stalker. He was a friend of our sister Laura. About a year after they met, he took Derek. There’s this old root cellar in the preserve. Laura had shown him it so that they could have peace and quiet away from the brats, as she called us then. He took Derek out there.”
Derek shuddered, pressing against Cora’s side.
“We had therapy for years and years. In fact, I think Derek still goes.” He nodded when she patted his arm. “The cops never caught him.” A hard glint came to her eye. “He’s buried out there in the root cellar. Or he was. It’s blocked off now anyway. Our uncle Peter still has five years before he can seek parole.”
That explained why Derek was so shaken. Stiles would be too if an event like what had happened during his childhood had repeated itself.
It also explained his urgency in picking out Stiles and calling attention to the fact that he was with someone. It hadn’t worked to dissuade Kate, but Stiles would make damn sure that it would be her downfall.
“Hey,” he said, grabbing the ring off the night stand next to his bed, “what if we lay a trap for Kate? Make sure the deputies can find her?”
He opened the box. The ring was still intact even if Kate had burned the box itself. Derek looked at the ring. “A proposal?” he asked, weakly.
Stiles nodded. “It’s why she snapped.” Guiltily, he explained about their previous idea of catching Kate when Stiles would propose. Now, things had changed. Kate had escalated far faster than any of them could have predicted. “If we go somewhere public where we can hide a bunch of deputies in the crowd, then we can lure her out and she can be arrested,” Stiles said.
“That could work,” Cora agreed. “We already know that she’s got a bunch of burner phones because she keeps contacting Derek’s phone. We’re trying to run traces on them, but it’s not really working.”
“How would you lure her?” Derek asked. When neither Cora nor Stiles said anything, he huffed. “Is she still contacting Stiles too?”
Stiles checked his phone. He’s gotten a text from each of the burner phones, but he wasn’t paying attention to it, too worried about Derek to worry about himself. Or too arrogant. Trying to keep his mind off what’s already been done to him. “Yeah. I have texts from unknown numbers.”
Cora read a few of them. “She’s definitely threatening to kill you.”
“So, here’s how you lure her: you send a mass text to everyone in your contacts except me or me too, doesn’t matter. It’s not like she knows it. And you say that you’re planning on proposing but you want a flash mob of familiar faces for support.”
Stiles stared at Derek. “That’s brilliant. It just might work.”
“Kate will know that there will be other people there,” Cora butted in. “She might not fall for it.”
Stiles picked out a text and showed it to her. In the text, Kate had described how she was going to flay him open and set his insides on fire. “I don’t think she cares about a crowd. She’ll probably show up with a gun and try shooting.”
“Let me run this plan by the Sheriff. He’ll probably want to get state police involved.”
“Tell them to wear sneakers and no watches. No visible ear pieces,” Stiles said. “I’ve seen enough pictures of undercover cops to know that they’re easily spotted a mile away. They need to blend in. Lives, more than just ours, are at stake if Kate has a weapon.”
“Just hang tight,” Cora said, phone already up to her ear. Someone rapped at the door. “That’ll be Boyd. We’ll call you with details, but just hang tight. Love you, Derek. Like you, Stiles. Don’t worry about anything, and don’t do anything without backup.”
She let Boyd in and hurried away, barking at the Sheriff. Stiles knew his dad would appreciate the information, but probably not the plan. He hoped Cora told him it was Derek’s idea.
Boyd held out his hand, and Stiles surrendered his phone.
Then, because there was nothing else to do, he pushed Derek aside and lied next to him on the bed. Eventually, he managed to drop off to sleep, mostly because Derek turned on his side, put his head on his shoulder, and weighed him down.
It was dark when Stiles woke up, and Isaac was the deputy watching them.
“The Sheriff wanted you to know that the operation has been planned for tomorrow at 1300 hours. He also wants you to know that he loves you and that he and Deputy Hale will be your escorts during the operation.”
Next to Stiles, Derek yawned widely before snuggling back down.
“Can I send the text now?” Stiles asked.
Isaac shook his head. “A text has been sent for you.”
Great, more waiting. And Stiles didn’t even have his sketchpad so he couldn’t exactly distract himself. Something else lost in the fire.
“Thank you, Isaac,” Derek prompted.
Stiles rolled his eyes and dutifully repeated the words. Then, Isaac settled in the corner, staring at nothing in particular. Derek tugged at Stiles’ arm.
“Wanna try spooning,” was all he said when Stiles looked at him. Then, he flopped over, ass pressed against Stiles’ crotch, one of Stiles’ arms over his waist, curled right above his dick. It was surprisingly intimate, especially for someone who possibly was sex repulsed, like Derek, so Stiles worked at keeping his breathing even as he experimentally threw a leg over Derek.
He hummed a little, kicked it back over and then drew it between his own legs. “Better.”
Better for Derek maybe, better for an accidental boner for Stiles. Hopefully Derek wouldn’t mind the imminent erection.
Might as well enjoy the whole experience, Stiles thought a little desperately, dropping his head to nose at the back of Derek’s neck. Derek shivered from the contact but didn’t voice any complaints, so Stiles kept his face there.
He wished it were real, and maybe that was why he didn’t fall asleep again until Derek accidentally rolled out of his arms during the wee morning hours.
~ * ~
Stiles climbed out of his Jeep, his dad hopping out of the passenger seat. Cora was driving Derek’s Camaro with Derek riding shotgun.
Derek looked pale again, nervous. He’d woken up and refused any and all touches. He’d only waved a little when Cora collected him about thirty minutes before Stiles’ dad had shown up with the Jeep.
They’re at the mall, and while a lot of Stiles’ actual contacts had regretfully informed him that they had work or school and couldn’t attend, they wished him the best. The deputies and state police officers had taken Stiles’ advice and were near indistinguishable from the regular shoppers.
“What’s the timeframe again?” Stiles asked his dad, just for something to do.
“You go in, walk around for about ten minutes, and then get to the food court—it’s been shut down for ‘repairs.’ Get on one knee, say something pretty to Derek, and we’ll grab Kate if she’s around. We might get her before then too.”
Stiles had checked his phone in the morning and had a text from one of Kate’s burners: see u there :) so she was definitely aware and at least planning something.
Derek joined them at the entrance where Dad loudly announced his plans to visit that one store that looked like a hunter’s wet dream.
“Turner’s Outdoorsman,” Stiles muttered when he marched off. “It’s called Turner’s Outdoorsman.”
“Might as well be a hunter’s wet dream,” Cora remarked. She glanced around, a casual casing to see if they’d been spotted yet. “I have to get a present for Mom. See you at the meeting place.”
Derek grabbed onto Stiles’ hand as soon as she vanished into the crowd.
“I don’t like this,” he said under his breath.
“Neither do I, but I don’t see another option to getting Kate to stop unless you want to break out your uncle and let him do what he does.”
“There’s an idea.”
“I’m not serious.”
“I wish I wasn’t.”
They walked slowly, window shopping. Derek pointed out a few things that his sisters liked, and a telescope that he wanted. He was saving up for it, and though his job paid well, it sucked so much joy out of his life. “I don’t know that it’s even just Kate,” he told Stiles as they walked past a cluster of deputies, Boyd and Isaac the only ones Stiles can identify, enjoying hot pretzels.
“Those look good,” Stiles said. The deputies had been good about bringing them food, but at the motel, Stiles had been a little too nervous to eat much. Now he’s starving.
Derek wrinkled his nose at the cheese sauce, but he bought a pretzel for Stiles.
“It’s true love,” Stiles declared, dunking his pretzel and stuffing a third of it in his mouth at once.
“Twoo wuv,” Derek began quoting, and Stiles choked on his pretzel. And then, their ten minutes was up.
“Wanna check out the food court?” Stiles asked, false casualness.
Derek shrugged. “Sure, why not? Seeing you scarf that monstrosity actually made me a little peckish.”
They arrived at the food court, and Stiles pretended to be disappointed that it was closed. They could still walk through and sit at the tables, but there was caution tape littered everywhere.
It wasn’t a very romantic spot for proposals, but it was the most open and empty place in the mall right now, plus there were a few pillars that could provide emergency cover if they needed it.
Could also hide Kate, but the undercover officers swarmed the court from all angles. There was nowhere for Kate to hide now.
Derek pretended to be interested in picking up the tape while Stiles pulled out the ring, in a new box, and dropped to one knee. He waited for Derek to notice him, and when he didn’t, he cleared his throat.
Derek turned, and then, suddenly he didn’t seem to be acting anymore. His eyes filled with tears as he stared at Stiles, knelt down in the middle of an empty food court.
“Derek Hale, we’ve been dating for long enough. I know you, and I know you make me happy. I know I never want to see another day without your bright smile and charming wit in it.”
Stiles almost broke down there because he realized that he wasn’t pretending either. If he was really proposing to Derek, these were the words he’d use.
He rambled on a little bit about love and what Derek meant to him, and then he asked, “Will you marry me?”
Derek nodded, almost frantically, all but running to lift Stiles off the ground in a hug. Stiles barely noticed the commotion in the background because he and Derek were kissing. Derek’s wet face was pressed to his, their hands tangled together.
When they finally pulled apart, several of the deputies were hauling away a fighting and snarling Kate Argent. She’d dyed her honey-blonde hair dark brown and a pair of glasses were askew across her face, but it was definitely her.
“We’ll make sure her bail is too high to get out,” Dad promised them. He nodded to the ring. “Congratulations. You’re good for each other. Hope to have you over for dinner soon.”
Cora waved at them too. “I’ll text you later. Give me details, but not too many. I want to be your best man, Stiles.”
Stiles stared after them, a little shocked. “They do know that that was part of the plan, right?” he asked Derek.
Derek plucked out the ring. “Doesn’t matter if it was. It’s real now.” He slid the ring on his finger, admiring it. “You’re stuck with me now.”
Stiles barked out a startled laugh. “I think you’ll find that it is you who is stuck with me,” he countered. Soberly, he asked, “Do you want it to be real? Because Derek, I really do love you. I really would like to marry you. I’ve had too many tastes to say I can give you up. Besides, the agreement was only for a public dumping to get Kate away from you.” He pointed at the retreating group of deputies, Kate Argent in their midst, still fighting. “She’s going to be very far away from you now.”
“How about this answer?”
Stiles turned to Derek because that wasn’t an answer at all, and gets another kiss. A little drier this time until Derek pokes him with his tongue.
“Thought you didn’t kiss people you don’t know well,” Stiles joked.
Derek just grinned at him. “I spooned with you. I took you to my spot to star gaze,” he protested. “If that isn’t love, I don’t know what is.”
Stiles took Derek’s hand and led him out to the parking lot. And that ring looked damn fine sitting on Derek’s finger.
 ~ Three Months Later ~
They kept the engagement, did the rounds with the parents and celebrations. They even had a registry for their wedding. Just a few bottles of champagne to toast with. They were also moving in together at the end of the month.
And they had gone on several dates. Derek had even written a full length novel based on Stiles’ webcomic.
Currently, they were out in the preserve, lying on a blanket, Derek’s brand new telescope set up behind them while Derek pointed up at the stars, explaining the constellations again. To Stiles, they still looked like dots, pinpricks in the dark velvet of the night.
He raised himself up on one elbow. “Hey, so what happens when the stars do align? Is there some kind of cosmic energy?”
Derek shook his head. “They’re all dead or dying. They’re so far away, and we won’t know if maybe when they align, it’s because one is killing another, or they’re merging or something. Not for billions of years, anyway.”
“Well, I know what happens on Earth when the stars align.”
Derek glanced at him, raised an eyebrow. “What?” he asked. The little furrow of consternation was beautiful. Derek was beautiful.
Stiles leaned over him and slotted their mouths together. “This,” he whispered into the warmth of Derek’s lips.
For a long moment Derek didn’t move or respond. And then, just as Stiles went to pull away, he dragged him down so that now their legs were tangled. He’d become a lot more bold, more willing to test the waters, as it were.
“You asshole,” he said, smiling. “The stars didn’t align for that.”
“They could have,” Stiles retorted. He could argue his point all night, but he’d rather kiss Derek. And it seemed like Derek agreed with that plan.
On Derek’s finger, the ring glinted as brilliantly as the brightest star. Maybe the stars hadn’t aligned for this, but Stiles thanked them all the same as he managed to make Derek gasp his name to them.
~ End ~
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mieczlw-a · 5 years ago
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Noah and Stiles arguing over Stiles' older, criminal bf gives me life.
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just-jordie-things · 7 years ago
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headcanons masterlist
headcanon requests are always open! just understand that some may take a while but I'll get to yours don’t worry!
Stiles Stilinski
stiles working for fbi
finding out he’s going to be a father
werewolf!cheerleader!reader
Scott McCall
lovesick friends
being a beta and Scott anchoring you
finding out he’s going to be a father
Isaac Lahey
being best friends
finding out he’s going to be a father
Malia Tate 
going to Pride
Malia being in love with you
Allison Argent
dating a jealous Allison
neon halloween party
Theo Raeken
soulmate!reader
witch!Hale!reader
he saves you from the dread doctors
Nolan Holloway
nolan being clingy
wearing his sweatshirt at a lacrosse game
The Pack
vacations with the pack
sleepovers with the pack
Peter Parker
wearing his clothes
latina!reader
banshee!reader
avenger!reader
kink suit
cheerleader!reader
fighting
comforting a sad reader
reader knows he’s spider-man
peter falling for his sidekick
peter falling for his childhood best friend
going to europe with peter
ned telling you about peter’s feelings
peter crushing on avenger!reader
peter taking his girlfriend to pride
ned plays wingman
confident!reader
laufeyson!reader
academic rivals
peter falling for villain!reader
peter gets jealous over your fav
danvers!reader
love letters
oggling peter’s muscles
MJ
study date
Richie Tozier
protecting the reader from her abusive bf
adult!richie domestic life
coaching him on how to act around your parents
richie being forever supportive of his feisty gf
cheek kisses
soulmate!hcs where you meet in your dreams  (pt. 2)
richie cuts reader’s hair
Uris!older!reader
dadbod!richie
touchstarved!reader
helping richie with his adhd
shy!richie
more domestic headcanons
wedding headcanons
birthday headcanons
dad!richie
Pope Heyward
soft pre-relationship headcanons
Sarah Cameron
falling for skater!reader
JJ Maybank
painting jj’s nails
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desired-love- · 6 years ago
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Shout out to @justauthoring for tagging me :)))) check her out she’s amazing
Rules:
1. Always post the rules.
2. Answer the questions given by the person who tagged you.
3. Write 11 questions of your own.
4. Tag 11 people that you want to get to know better (or as many as you want)
Favourite movie?
Probably Monument Men (check it out!) or Spiderman: Homecoming
Favourite shade of green?
I’m actually obsessed with Mint. I planned my dorm (and pretend wedding lol) around that color
Last TV Show you watched?
Brooklyn Nine-Nine is what I’m currently working on and it’s soooo funny
Favourite childhood memory?
Probably playing the Game of Life (y’all don’t understand how much I love playing board games) with my siblings when the power went out. This really meant alot to me since my siblings are way older than me and really never hung out with moi.
Celebrity you’d died for without question?
Tyler Joseph no doubt, without him and his music I probably wouldn’t be here so ye
Least favourite Avenger?
Okay seriously Hulk/Banner is actually so annoying I can’t deal with his BS (esp. Since he hurt MY Natasha)
How old are you turning this year?
I just turned 18 in August #FinallyAnAdult
What are you currently obsessed with (hobby, show, movie, etc)?
Music-wise I’m obsessing over Rex Orange County, his music just always puts me in a better mood. But I just went on a TMR/Dylan O’brien/Thomas Sangster phase bc gdmn
Favourite teacher you’ve ever had?
Prov :’) He was my psych and history teacher junior year and then I TA’ed for him senior year. He was always so kind to me and hilarious and it helped that we bonded over music etc
Favourite subject?
Human Physiology and Ceramics
Make up a little story no more than fifty words long.
Oh no I actually can’t come up with anything other than something that I wish that would happen to me aka randomly stumble into a cute boy walking out of chem 105 and instantly hitting off. Sad bc I want a bf
My questions:
Favorite Band/Artist?
Name a Ship that you would sacrifice anything to be endgame/finally get together
What do you want to be when you’re older?
First Fandom you were involved with?
Dream place to live?
Next event/thing you’re excited for?
What year of school are you in? (or graduated)
What is something most people don’t know about you
Pet peeve?
One show you wish didn’t end so soon
Favorite colors/palette/scheme?
I’m tagging: @stranger-lex @were-cheetah-stiles @chancethereaper @letmeletmetrashyourlove @ssa-banshee @hastaquelleguestua @eyestheyseeyou @mitchellrapping @misanthropegal @sixmorningsafter @sterolineotpforever
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imagine-the-feels · 7 years ago
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My Masterlist
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TEEN WOLF
Scott McCall
Kira comes back for your boyfriend Scott
beneath the surface  (I) (II) (III) (IV) (ALT.)
you and the pack go on vacation with each other, and you’re trying to get your mind off of your crush on Scott. a little game of truth or dare ends up going awry, as you realize the place you’re staying has more to it than you realize
The Beast of Beacon Hills (I) (II) !!
the beast is running rampant in beacon hills, and it seems unstoppable--until new information comes to light that has every bit to do with you.
Stiles Stilinski
You’re his innocent s/o in danger
HCS Poly Relationship w/Lydia
overwhelmed (Stydia x Reader)
stiles is starting to pull away from both you and lydia.
Lydia Martin
HCS on being her companion
HCS Poly relationship w/Stiles
Theo Raeken
I Thought of You
theo’s only weakness is you--the second successful chimera the dread doctors created. you’re both madly in love, but you slip through his fingers.
Reality
you find out your boyfriend theo isn’t who he says he is.
Liam Dunbar
Getting the Girl
liam has been your best friend for ages, until he pulled away from you as he became a werewolf. you friendship is almost nonexistent, until your name shows up on the deadpool.
Derek Hale
Is it Worth it?
kate goes after you.
Coming Back Home  !!
you and derek were a thing before you had to leave to control your powers. things aren’t exactly the same when you get back.
Pack
Tattoos & Tater Tots
you have lunch with the pack.
THE FLASH
Barry Allen
Queen of the Castle
crossover with OUAT, you’re a rightful queen.
Harrison Wells
Don’t Mess With Mother Nature
the flash team imprisons h2′s wife.
Everything We Can
h2′s wife is kidnapped by a meta.
competition
h2 and leonard snart are very competitive courters.
Hunter Zolomon/Zoom
Being Hunter’s s/o & not knowing about Zoom (I) (II) (III) (IV) (V)
Don’t Leave Me
hunter needs you.
Cisco Ramon
Colds & Onesies
cisco isn’t in any condition to show up to his own rehearsal dinner.
Wally West
Earn it
wally has to earn you.
A Family Dinner
wally realizes he’s in love
Give it Up
wally’s drag racing addiction has consequences
Complications
you have complications during your pregnancy
Leonard Snart
Competition
h2 and leonard snart are very competitive courters.
DC LEGENDS OF TOMORROW
Ray Palmer
No Turning Back  !!
ray’s in love, but it’s not all rainbows and roses.
RIVERDALE
Jughead Jones
Back on His Feet Masterlist ON HIATUS
you’re trying everything in your power to mend your relationship with Jughead.
Having a Love/Hate relationship with Jughead
HCS on being his GF
HCS on behing his BF
HCS on getting head**
HCS on being plus size & insecure
Who I Am
you finally come out to jughead.
Archie Andrews
HCS on being his GF
Betty Cooper
HCS on being her GF
Veronica Lodge
HCS on being her GF
Cheryl Blossom
HCS on being her GF
FP Jones
>>First Quarter<<
you’re archie’s older sister, and in a relationship with fp.
DC UNIVERSE
Jason Todd
West-Todd
some weird version of flashpoint that involves you being a west, and jason todd.
Bruce Wayne
Meeting Damian
MARVEL UNIVERSE
Bucky Barnes
Being Bucky’s Soulmate
TWILIGHT
Jasper Hale
Meeting the Major
you meet your husband’s alter ego for the first time.
SONS OF ANARCHY
Jax Teller
His Old Lady dies instead of Donna
EMERALD CITY
West
Ghosts of the Past
west finally finds you--her best friend that she thought was dead.
THE 100
Bellamy Blake
HCS on being his GF
C for NSFW Alphabet
NSFW Alphabet
THE ORIGINALS/TVD
Klaus Mikealson
HCS on being his Queen
CRIMINAL MINDS
Spencer Reid
The Way You Are
you don’t think you’re enough for spencer.
NSFW Alphabet**
Aaron Hotchner
Liability  !!
strauss forces you to break your engagement with aaron.
DIVERGENT
Eric Coulter
Be Brave
eric proposes.
Tobias Eaton
The Truth’s Never Been this Hard
after fleeing dauntless after the attack on abnegation, the truth serum from candor forces you to reveal feelings you weren’t ready for.
ACTORS
Cole Sprouse
Late Late Show  !!
you reveal your relationship with cole on the late late show with james corden.
>>5:58am<<
you unknowingly model for cole while watching the sun rise.
Cameron Monaghan
Live! With Kelly & Ryan  !!
you talk about your unusual beginnings and relationship with cameron on live! with kelly and ryan
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mona-stay · 8 years ago
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HE DID IT AGAIN ~ PETER HALE
Summary : after Peter see y/n with a black eye and finds out her boyfriend hit her, he can’t hide his real feelings when it happens again
 Warnings : domestic violence (towards reader) swearing, Soft Peter (with reader) Angry Peter, (with reader bf) 
 Pairing: reader x peter hale 
 a/n this is my first story/imagine please let me know what you think. 
 Story : Peter was outside the high school when he saw y/n in her car. You were fixing your makeup, thinking about the fight you and your boyfriend had last night it was the worst one yet. You look in the mirror putting on sunglasses hiding the bruise make up wasn’t covering, it wasn’t the first time you had done it, cover up a cut or mark left by your boyfriend. “Hiya (y/n) ” Peter said with at annoying but sexy smile. The same one that you secretly loved. But Peter was older than you and had never shown much interest as a friend never mind anything more but still, you used to have the biggest crush on him. 
 “what do you want Hale, ” you said back hoping he wouldn’t see how upset you really were. But it was no use with his wolfie senses. “that’s not nice” he said in a teasing way. you ignore him turning off your engine and getting your bag. Peter watched as (y/n) got out the car. He could smell the salt from her tears and noticed a bruise on her wrist. He instantly knew there was something wrong with (y/n) Peter followed you a little before you heard him call you. “what’s happened y/n,” he asked in a caring, soft tone. Your heart began to race “nothing” you lied realising he could tell. “oh really y/n, you have been crying I can still smell the salt on you, there are marks on your wrist and finally its cloudy and you have overly large glasses on” as Peter said he lifted his arm to move them but y/n flinched and yelped
 Peter jumped back apologising excessively. You sat on a bench looking at the ground trying not to cry, “please tell me what’s going on” he asked now scared. Peter had seen changes in y/n she wore longer sleeved tops. She’s screw her eyes when she lifts her arms or turns too much. She had told the group it was from training when Stiles had noticed a bruise on her a week or two ago but Peter knew y/n was lying but didn’t know how to ask her. knowing he saw your reaction to his arm rising, that would only cause him to have more questions and if you didn’t answer he would tell Derek or Scott. 
 “Promise you won’t tell the others,” you ask Peter agrees, lowering your glasses to show a large purplish bruise by your eye. Peter gasped when he saw this “was it that omega did he do this to you” the was hate in his voice but his eyes were kind and worried. You couldn’t answer you didn’t want to lie to Peter, not like you could anyway. 
He wanted to hold you take you away from him. “I could go kill him if you want me to” peter calming said, making you laugh. That was the thing about Peter although everyone thinks he’s bad, he could always make you laugh even if you didn’t want to, this was one of the reasons you’d had a small crush on the former alpha when you had first met. “no, but ill keep it on mind if he pisses me off again” you smile at him. Your eye stinging as you do. “if he does it again I promise even you can’t stop me from ripping him limb from limb” he said this time more serious and full of venom in his voice. Then smiled making you blush you look down thinking about it, “it was kind of my fault” you start looking at the floor “we was arguing and I went to hit him first. He stopped me by grabbing my arm them smacked me back, I got up off the floor and started to throw things at him. He ‘wolfed out’ (as you called it) and hit me, again and again, he stopped when his phone rang” you explain.
 After telling Peter step by step of your night you involuntary let out a few tears, Peter cupped your cheek using his thumb to wipe them away. You wince when he comes into contact with the swollen bruise. He closed his eyes, you see the black veins in his hand as Peter takes the pain away. Peter wanted to tell (y/n) she was wrong he’s a vile evil monster but wasn’t that what the town thought about him. It was one of the main reasons he couldn’t tell her his feeling for the human girl she alone with everyone else saw him a bad guy, Instead he kept quiet tried to comfort you just make you smile, that sweet loving smile that made him feel vulnerable. Then put his arm around your back gently pulling you into a hug. Your heart and stomach both Start to do backflips under his touch. Something you had once dreamt about before you met the lone wolf who was now called your boyfriend. 
 After talking for a bit about pack stuff and anything but your boyfriend, Peter looks at you “he doesn’t deserve you (y/n), you know that right. I wish you would leave him for someone better” Peter said still hugging you tight but looking into your eyes with that smile you loved. You feel weird Peter had never been this close or kind with you or anyone before. Sitting up you ask “someone better? Like who?” Peter bit his lower lip then leaned in next to your ear “me” he whispered spending chills down your spine. You were about to lean in to kiss him. “y/n” the sound of your boyfriend. You quickly put the glasses back on you and push away from Peter. Your happy relaxed state now stiff and nervous. “where have you been you didn’t come to English? ” He asks in that mean tone you knew meant he was mad. He didn’t take his eyes off Peter while waiting for your answer. “we got talking about pack stuff ” you told him before turning to peter" thanks I gotta go to class" he gave you last hug in a hushed whisper told me “remember my promise” the winked as you left with your boyfriend 
 Once round the corner out of sight you felt your body slam into the wall. “y/n what was that all about, why was you talking to peter hale,” he asked you with pure hate in his eyes. Pushing him back but he still had a grip of my wrist tight making you wince in pain “nothing we were just talking! let go of me I don’t wanna be your girlfriend anymore” I said, knowing Peter was right I had to leave him. “you're not going anywhere” your now ex-boyfriend. The more you struggled the more his eyes glowed blue and his fangs showed scaring you. His claws pierced your skin. As his other hand lifted over his head swinging it down towards you. 
Peter hadn’t left instead he stood waiting and listening worried about the girl he’d fallen for months ago. He heard y/n end her relationship making him smile even if y/n was never his girl he didn’t want you to be with a guy like that. He heard the lad tell you it’s up to him if y/n can go before hearing a sound he knew to well the sound of a hand hitting skin. Followed by a whimper from y/n Peter ran round the corner looking at y/n holding her face “he did it again didn’t he” Peter said changing into his wolf side running at the boy with his claws slicing the young omega until he was nearly dead, you scream for Peter to stop but in his rage he didn’t hear you. 
 You put a hand on Peter’s shoulder saying stop again, this time he changes to his normal human side hugging you hoping he didn’t scare you and make you think he was as bad as the abusive omega on the floor. “I’m sorry y/n ” he whispers" I couldn’t let him hurt you again I love you too much" you look at him shocked by his words “y…. you love me” peter smiles holding your hand “I always have y/n” he leans down to kiss your now swollen cheek. “maybe when you're ready I can show how a real man treats his lady” he whispers hoping. You look at him and smile not knowing how to answer, he puts his arm around your shoulder walking you away from the toxic relationship you had finally left.
something about the way he was made you think one day you will say yes to peters offer of a date.
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writings-of-a-hufflepuff · 8 years ago
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Imagine Masterlist Part XIII
Daredevil:
General:
Team
Frank Castle:
Adoption
Bad Day
Neighbours
Table Buddies
Helper
Foggy:
Cinema
Assassin’s Creed:
Connor:
Baked Goods
Stressed
Lucifer:
General:
Karaoke
Amenadiel:
Nails
Lucifer:
Themed Parties
Kids
Maze:
Babysitting
Chloe:
Partners
Holidays
BBC Sherlock:
Sherlock:
Sister
Stop Bugging Me
Mycroft:
Panic Attack
Teen Wolf:
General:
Care
Sibling
BBQ
McD’s
Stiles:
Adventures
Scary Movies
Dancing
Derek:
Clumsy
Big Brother ft. Stiles
Older Sister ft. Stiles
Erica:
Before
Scott:
Sleep
First Day of School
Running Into
Isaac:
Nightmares
Malia:
Support
BFs ft. Scott
Kira:
Favourite Shows
Lydia:
A Life
Chef
Dear Rabbit:
Hangout
Ice-Cream
Lazy Days
Peter 
Favourites
BBC Merlin:
Gwaine:
Theatre
Horse Rides
Percival:
Courtship
Little Gifts
Merlin:
Mentor
Gwen:
Smithing
Jurassic Park/World:
Owen:
Knowledge Exchange
Supernatural:
General:
Shooting Practice
Sarcastic
Sam:
Cute
Dean:
Chef
Charlie:
D&D
Gabriel:
Snuggling
How To Get Away With Murder:
Annalise:
Relations
BFFs
Asher:
Secret (NSFW)
Poor Baby
Crush
Frank’s Sister
Connor:
I Like You
Frank:
Siblings
Dating
Marvel:
General:
Boo!!
How???
Tinkering
Baking
Dinner Time
Choosing
Pietro:
Slow Dancing
Childhood ft Wanda
Bucky:
Only One
What if
Letters ft. Steve
Dates and Dancing
Adjustments
Fixer-upper
Steve:
Snow Globes
Partners
Letters ft. Bucky
Defence
Sam’s Sister
Clint:
Opposing Sides
Peter:
Homework
First Date
Hero
Wanda:
Succulents
Days Out ft. Nat
Ill
T’Challa:
Movies
Sam:
Makeout
Natasha:
Marriage
X-Men:
General:
Intoxicated
Hank:
Lab Ruiner
Alex:
Stroll
Cuddles
Sean:
Marriage
Erik:
Kisses
BBC Musketeers:
General:
Family
Cook
Protection
Video Games
D’Artagnan:
Old Friends
Disneyland
Siblings
Porthos:
Impressed
Trinkets
Card Tricks
Constance:
Walks
Out and About
Movie Days
Aramis:
Trickshots
Athos:
Escape The Room
Star Wars:
General:
Saving You
Cassian Andor:
Saviour
Rey:
BF
Self-defence
Finn:
Welcome
Healing
Firefly:
Inara:
Tea
Night Time Talks
River:
Calming
Jayne:
Siblings
Wash:
Wedding ft. Zoey
Narnia:
Edmund:
I Know Her.
Nightmares
Stories
Harry Potter/Fantastic Beasts:
General:
Housemates
Silly Boys
Tea
Weasley Summer
Sneaking About
Always Welcome
Neville:
Beautiful 
Studying
Blaise:
Not Best Pleased
Remus:
Study Help
Ginny:
Cheerleader
Crush
Potions Partner
Draco:
Colours Of The Wind
James:
Lily Evans
Cousins
Hopeless
Harry:
Family
Luna:
Meals
Close
McGonagall:
Mentor
Sirius:
Hogsmeade
Prof. Sprout:
Greenhouse Helper
Ron:
Red Ears
The Maze Runner:
General:
Worry
Minho:
Betting Game
Newt:
Relief
Bullies
Chuck:
Sister Figure
Deadpool:
Wade:
Got Your Back
The Outsiders:
General:
Little Sister
Sodapop:
Co-Workers
Two-Bit:
Helping Hand
Cherry:
Girlfriend
Scorpion:
General:
Long Plane Rides
Sylvester:
Marriage
Favourites
Paige:
Groceries
Comfort
Scream:
General
Getaway
Zoe:
Noah
Noah:
Hangouts
Winner
Harry Potter World Ft. Audrey
Youtube Videos
Brooke:
Beautiful
Long Time No See
Emma:
Passing Notes
Kingsman:
Eggsy:
McDonalds
Pacific Rim:
Chuck:
Childhood
Raleigh:
Jumpers
Ghostbusters:
Patty:
Affectionate
LOTR/The Hobbit:
Thorin:
The Mountain ft. Dis
Fili and/or Kili:
Siblings
Bilbo:
Going On An Adventure!
The Martian:
Chris Beck:
Dissertation
I Missed..
Planetariums
Date Night
Mark Watney:
University
Brooklyn Nine Nine:
Jake:
Massage
Riddick:
Riddick:
Childhood
Guardians Of The Galaxy:
Peter:
Secrets
Gamora’s BFF
Let’s Get It On NSFW
Yondu:
Wife ft. Peter
American Horror Story:
Tate:
Sensory Overload
Crossover:
Arm Wrestle- (Marvel/Deadpool)
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